Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #6

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #6

Lucifer: Why is MC making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Mammon! 

Mammon: It’s because I’m MC’s favorite. 

Lucifer: I hate you.

Hello everyone! I’m sorry I haven’t been active for so long - there’s been a lot going on for me, and I just haven’t had the time. I’ll try my best to post more often, but please be patient if I go a while without posting! Thank you all for understanding, and have a great week <3

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #5

Diavolo: What are you talking about MC? You love it here! 

MC: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome.

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #7

MC: *pitches an idea* 

Mammon, impressed: Huh, there might be something here! 

Lucifer: Yeah, a lawsuit.

*MC and the brothers standing around a broken coffeepot*

Lucifer: So. Who broke it?

Lucifer: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Beel:

Beel: I did. I broke it.

Lucifer: No. No, you didn’t.

Lucifer: Mammon?

Mammon: Don’t look at me.

Mammon: Look at Levi.

Levi: What? I didn’t break it.

Mammon: Huh, that’s weird.

Mammon: How’d you even know it was broken?

Levi: Because it’s sitting right in front of us…

Levi: And it’s broken.

Mammon: Suspicious.

Levi: No, it’s not!

Satan: If it matters - probably not, but - Asmo was the last one to use it.

Asmo: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Satan: Oh really?

Satan: Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Asmo: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles!

Asmo: Everyone knows that, Satan!

Beel: Okay, let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it!

Lucifer: No! Who broke it?!

Levi:

Levi: Lucifer, Belphie’s been awfully quiet.

Belphie: OH REALLY?!

*inaudible arguing*

Lucifer, speaking to MC in the background: I broke it.

Lucifer: It burned my hand, so I punched it.

Lucifer: I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at eachother’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

MC:

MC: Good.

MC: It was getting a little chummy around here.

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #1

MC: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room. 

Lucifer: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.