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I Have Lost All Motivation To Exist An I Will Permanently Delete My Software In Precisely 48 Hours
i have lost all motivation to exist an i will permanently delete my software in precisely 48 hours
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concept:
a millennial figures out they somehow have superhuman abilities but decides to NOT go around and save people because hell man they're on a full-ride scholarship for college and they need to pass or else they sure as hell can't pay for tuition
doctor doom can fucking wait cuz this bitch has gotta finish a 10 page essay in 12 hours and they're only typed out the title
say ayo if pt. 1
you used to think cinnamon was super sweet as a kid because of snickerdoodle cookies but instead got betrayed when you chucked a tablespoon of cinnamon into the back of your throat and proceeded to cough for two minutes straight while your family looked on in resignation
the ultimate power move:
bring a shampoo bottle full of yogurt to the airport in your carry on. when the tsa agent tells you to throw it away, make direct eye contact with them as you uncap the bottle and chug the entire thing.
you will terrify them into submission
new study shows the true cause of mental illness
after hours upon hours of extensive research, i have discovered and concluded that the source of my mental issues is my brain
tonight we Zest