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I Woke Up And This Is The First Thought That Goes Through My Mind:
i woke up and this is the first thought that goes through my mind:
beauty is in the eye of the beholder but anyone looking at you would know you're ugly as fuck
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just putting this out there:
do men realize how much power they give women when they ask for a blow job? i mean honey your dick is in her mouth treat her with respect or get castrated, bitch.
you are now manually breathing and blinking
the ultimate power move:
bring a shampoo bottle full of yogurt to the airport in your carry on. when the tsa agent tells you to throw it away, make direct eye contact with them as you uncap the bottle and chug the entire thing.
you will terrify them into submission
shit that goes through my head pt.7
truth or dare more like perform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like