unfortunately and to the distress of many, i exist / whatever tf goes through my head goes onto this blog follow at your own risk
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Tonight We Zest
tonight we Zest
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i've officially decided chewing is too much of a chore. excited to announce from now on i'll release venom that melts all my food into a convenient liquid which ill then drink from a fun and sexy crazy straw
you exist, but at what cost?
say ayo if pt. 1
you used to think cinnamon was super sweet as a kid because of snickerdoodle cookies but instead got betrayed when you chucked a tablespoon of cinnamon into the back of your throat and proceeded to cough for two minutes straight while your family looked on in resignation
say ayo if pt.2
say ayo is you have an innate fear of the basement, not because there's actually anything scary down there, just because it seems pretty spooky