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Say Ayo If Pt.2
say ayo if pt.2
say ayo is you have an innate fear of the basement, not because there's actually anything scary down there, just because it seems pretty spooky
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shoutout to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
say ayo if pt. 1
you used to think cinnamon was super sweet as a kid because of snickerdoodle cookies but instead got betrayed when you chucked a tablespoon of cinnamon into the back of your throat and proceeded to cough for two minutes straight while your family looked on in resignation
haha, confront my emotional baggage?
what do i look like, a concierge?
you are now manually breathing and blinking
i woke up and this is the first thought that goes through my mind:
beauty is in the eye of the beholder but anyone looking at you would know you're ugly as fuck