i-am-an-intrusive-thought

i am an intrusive thought

unfortunately and to the distress of many, i exist / whatever tf goes through my head goes onto this blog follow at your own risk

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I've Officially Decided Chewing Is Too Much Of A Chore. Excited To Announce From Now On I'll Release

i've officially decided chewing is too much of a chore. excited to announce from now on i'll release venom that melts all my food into a convenient liquid which ill then drink from a fun and sexy crazy straw

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i-am-an-intrusive-thought

4 years ago

haha, confront my emotional baggage?

what do i look like, a concierge?

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i-am-an-intrusive-thought

4 years ago

concept:

a millennial figures out they somehow have superhuman abilities but decides to NOT go around and save people because hell man they're on a full-ride scholarship for college and they need to pass or else they sure as hell can't pay for tuition

doctor doom can fucking wait cuz this bitch has gotta finish a 10 page essay in 12 hours and they're only typed out the title

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i-am-an-intrusive-thought

4 years ago

say ayo if pt.2

say ayo is you have an innate fear of the basement, not because there's actually anything scary down there, just because it seems pretty spooky

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i-am-an-intrusive-thought

4 years ago

new study shows the true cause of mental illness

after hours upon hours of extensive research, i have discovered and concluded that the source of my mental issues is my brain

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i-am-an-intrusive-thought

4 years ago

how it really goes

dentist: *stabs my gums*

dentist: oh would you look at that you're not flossing enough

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