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New Study Shows The True Cause Of Mental Illness
new study shows the true cause of mental illness
after hours upon hours of extensive research, i have discovered and concluded that the source of my mental issues is my brain
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cliche movie trope #4- breaking a glass and then cutting your hand
this happens SO MUCH in romance movie plots but jfc DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO PUT UP GLASS SAFELY????? PUT ON SOME DAMN GLOVES OR GET A BROOM AND A DUSTPAN WHY ARE ALL OF YOU STUPID IDIOTS TRYING TO PICK IT UP WITH YOUR F U C K I N G H A N D S
shit that goes through my head pt.7
truth or dare more like perform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
say ayo if pt.2
say ayo is you have an innate fear of the basement, not because there's actually anything scary down there, just because it seems pretty spooky
the ultimate power move:
bring a shampoo bottle full of yogurt to the airport in your carry on. when the tsa agent tells you to throw it away, make direct eye contact with them as you uncap the bottle and chug the entire thing.
you will terrify them into submission
i've officially decided chewing is too much of a chore. excited to announce from now on i'll release venom that melts all my food into a convenient liquid which ill then drink from a fun and sexy crazy straw