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You Are Now Manually Breathing And Blinking
you are now manually breathing and blinking
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concept:
a millennial figures out they somehow have superhuman abilities but decides to NOT go around and save people because hell man they're on a full-ride scholarship for college and they need to pass or else they sure as hell can't pay for tuition
doctor doom can fucking wait cuz this bitch has gotta finish a 10 page essay in 12 hours and they're only typed out the title
just putting this out there:
do men realize how much power they give women when they ask for a blow job? i mean honey your dick is in her mouth treat her with respect or get castrated, bitch.
i've officially decided chewing is too much of a chore. excited to announce from now on i'll release venom that melts all my food into a convenient liquid which ill then drink from a fun and sexy crazy straw
i woke up and this is the first thought that goes through my mind:
beauty is in the eye of the beholder but anyone looking at you would know you're ugly as fuck
shit that goes through my head pt.7
truth or dare more like perform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like