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That Horrible Moment When You Read Twix As Twinks
that horrible moment when you read “twix” as “twinks”
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Safety glasses off, motherfuckers*.
*HE REALLY SAID THAT HE REALLY DID I WAS LOSING MY DAMN MIND

it’s so unrealistic that fantasy warriors remember where each and every one of their scars came from or that each one is from an extremely notable fight
like i want a character that has no fucking clue where half of their scars came from could be from the battle of rosamel could be from when i cheated at cards last week and got a beer bottle smashed over my head
please ask me something i’m bored and procrastinating
mindfuck of the day:
what’s the difference between romantic and platonic love