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Professor Ramses

Creepy weirdo & weird creep who loves media where bad things happen to good people

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There's A Centipede In The Last Cup, Jax Made Sure Of It. >:>

There's a centipede in the last cup, Jax made sure of it. >:>

trap for Ragatha

Trap For Ragatha

LMAO BSJWHD

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More Posts from Prof-ramses

1 year ago

Trying to make Akinator guess Stella's friends

attempt 1:

Trying To Make Akinator Guess Stella's Friends

A valiant effort.

attempt 2:

Trying To Make Akinator Guess Stella's Friends

Again, not quite.

attempt 3:

Trying To Make Akinator Guess Stella's Friends

Sudden detour, also, can anyone tell me where this art is from?

Apparently, he gave up.

Trying To Make Akinator Guess Stella's Friends
Trying To Make Akinator Guess Stella's Friends

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1 year ago

Theorizing about the SM6 character teaser

Theorizing About The SM6 Character Teaser

So for those who don't know, this post teasing 3 new characters was posted to the SM patreon la while back.

As non-patrons, myself and @crossover-enthusiast have discussed this a bit and I have some ideas on these folks

Character A, the and one the left is described as "the boss of a he-", I can't be sure but I think this is implying that this guy runs either a new or established business, my current leading theory is Gonuts, since we already know that Rick will be working there in the coming episode.

Character B is the one I've seen the least discussion about. Given that Patty and the morgue are both confirmed to be relevant to the main plot and how similar to Patty this character's silhouette is, I'm willing to bet this is another mortician/pathologist. Whether they'll be a major character or only appear briefly, I can't say.

And lastly, Character C is all but confirmed to be a cat lady (see the patreon post showing the designs for a bunch of cats and the spoiler collage). The thing that really stuck out to me though is this:

Theorizing About The SM6 Character Teaser

The cat post mentioned earlier has what's clearly a picture of Dexter in the preview, it appears to be either a framed photo or a picture on a carton of milk. This might be nothing, but the more I think about it, the more likely it seems to me that this woman will eventually be revealed to be Dexter's mother.

I hope my fellow non-patrons enjoyed this and the patrons got a laugh out of how wrong something I said here is.


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1 year ago

Volume 7 of Spooky Months Headcanons

Been a while, hasn't it?

Mr. Wonder was a banker. His son would somewhat follow in his footsteps and become an accountant.

Kevin used to have long hair but has had to keep it short since he started working at the Candy Club, as part of company policy.

Dexter had a bowl cut as a kid (This is a reference to a specific character from a specific show that only @crossover-enthusiast will get)

Pump absolutely gets arrested for doing something stupid on his 13th birthday.

While we're at it, Pump would drink at Skid's 21st birthday even though he's a year younger. Because you cannot seriously tell me that a 20 year old Pump would give a flying fuck about drinking age laws.

Jaune and Lila used to be friends with Carmen. They were the only girls who didn't bully her for her weight, but in their teens Carmen's weight wet to all the right places and she ditched them for the popular girls.

This started as a bit of a joke, but I took a liking to it, Robert is actually his middle name, his first name is Tom. Which you might remember was his original name when The Stars came out. He prefers to go by Robert to better fit with his friends.


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1 year ago

His constant lying and failure to educate Via is just another example of how Stolas is a worse father than Paimon. I think he lies because he thinks Via not knowing how toxic the Ars Goetia are will shield her from it's toxicity, when it will only make it a thousand times worse when it actually hits her.

Also, yeah, it's really sad to see that Via has essential zero social life, especially with how many parties Stella throws. You'd think that at least some other noble would've taken their kid to meet Via when they were young.

Side note, if Stolas and Stella were engaged at 10, why has the fact that Via should've already been engaged for the better part of a decade not been addressed at all? Will we see her get engaged against her will in season 3 and have this plot point used to make her like Stolas again and turn on her mother? Probably.

What really bothers me about Octavia is, like, does she have no friends, no peers?? If she’s heir to the Goetia family, has she been doing any training or studying for her “role” if something did happen to Stolas?? Does she even know what that role is, because Stolas had clearly been preparing for his job since he was a very young child (even though we have yet to see him do anything related to his job outside of the Harvest Moon Festival)??

Like Stolas with Blitz, her only existence is to be completely obsessed with one another character and never shut up about them. She has never passed the Bechdel test. I love via but her one personality trait is ‘i love my dad’ that’s it. Viv won’t let her have anything else. And if she does give via something it’ll either be her hating other women (probably her mom) or her getting a obsessive crush on a boy.

Yeah, stolas has been preparing for whatever his job is, reading stars or some shit—his whole life, and it’s clear that even Paimon had to have stolas out of obligation. Maybe even as a ‘precaution’ as well considering he had many children, this usually means plenty are needed in case anything happens to them.

No, she knows nothing. Stolas does nothing but lie to her by omission every single day of her life. He makes Stella do the same. And still sees himself as the victim.

All of her training and studying is impossible if the grimoire is in someone else’s possession. Stolas doesn’t even tell her that his marriage was arranged, and why she was born. He can’t even tell her about the divorce, unless it’s all offscreen. For some reason he thinks it’s better to just keep it all a secret and lie to her face every single day, then turn around and say “I’ve endured so much for that girl!!” He waits until she has a horrific mental breakdown, cuts him out entirely, and has to come to the conclusions all alone. She asks if she was an obligation and he keeps fucking lying saying “no” instead of “I had to have a child, it’s true, I’m so sorry. but you were the best thing that ever came from this awful situation.” Just tell her the truth


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1 year ago

Trying to make Akinator guess Mammon

attempt 1:

Trying To Make Akinator Guess Mammon

You couldn't be more wrong, buddy.

attempt 2:

Trying To Make Akinator Guess Mammon

What the fuck!?! I mean, he got it right... But why the shit is that Mam's Akinator image???


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