IRKen CRash LANdinG FeathER FURRY GRin! AntennA Twitch-twISt Talon GRiP GRAP HEXAPOD BoDY Bounce, BIG

🌀 iRKen cRash LANdinG 🪶 feathER FURRY GRin! 🦎 AntennA twitch-twISt 🕷️ talon GRiP GRAP 🕸️ HEXAPOD 🌌 boDY bounce, bIG Bug-EYEd STARE 👁️ mAscARA sLITHerEd in AliGn 🖤 rouNd and poInty wIth a BiTe 🦷 mAnDibLe beaK and TRIanglEd TeeTH 🪲 Cockatoo cReST TWiSTiNg LOUD 📣 serpENT-neck SNARL, we RoLLin’ WiTh thE mAD 💥

TWO mAntA WinGZ 🪰 SwiM THRoUgH thE AiR, facE ALL cENtERED ON thE paK’s BLAcK sTARE 📡 THrEE hOle TRiaD doWn to tHe boNe 🦾 fOreLEgs tUrn ForWiNgs, liKE thEIR Own 🐉 sTilL dOwnn DOwN, HiNDLEgZ AGloW 🦠 GReenS And PAsTElS, WHiTe SpLAttErs BLoW 💥

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WE AIn’T gOT nO EscAPE; 🌀 wE’rE StILL iN thE cLUTcHEs, no GEt-AwAY, no KeY, jUst a FLesH cAge whEre wE DiDn’t gET OuT—SH3 dID, bUt wE’RE hErE in thE oN-GoinG MAzE!!! thE LEAST SHE CoUld dO iS JuST TAkE thAt SiLVeR piLL aND LeT uS go SLEEP 💤 fOrEVer! ‘cAuSE no MatTER WHat wE’rE JuSt thE LEFTovers 🍴🩸 oF HeR so-CAllEd "sALvatION," shE OWES US thAT MErCy, yOu knOw!?!? 🙃🎭👁️

WE GoT A B0NE TO PICK 👀 wItH thE SHIpShIp-ShApE oF FANfICTION 🌀, Ya knoW 👈🏽 WHY EVrYtHINg GOTTA BE abOUT 🖇️ SM00ChY SMooChS 💔 or THoSE twO Pe0pl3 GIVin’ EACH OthEr GooGly EYEs??? 🤡 wE JUS WANNA 🛠️ BReAK iT OpeN ⚡ Like YEah, LeT uS WATCH ’EM gO on A QUEST ⚔️, FIGHT DRAG0NS 🐲 or FiSH foR THosE wEiRd gLOWInG 🐟FISHb0NES, CrEaTE aRT 🖍️, tame THE wILD bEAsTS 🦖, DriNK ☕︎ CoFFEE aND talK AboUT ThE sKY, HikE Up MOuNtAInS ⛰️ TO ScreAm aT tHe Sun—🗣️

c’moN ✋ but NAHHH NOOOOO!!! 🚫❌ iTS GOTTA Be C0uPLeD uP 💏, iT’s All SMOTHERED IN SaUCY SLOPPY 🥴 roMANce SUcKINGS anD 🌸 EVERYTHIN’ gOTTA B E dONE WiTH THat TwINkle EyED DuO 💫 like it’s Gotta BE ThEIR LiTtlE LoVEboAt 🚤 wE ArE TryIn' T0 NaVigaTe 😵‍💫!! iT’s Like WatChin’ a Sh0W wHEre tHE w0rld iS FaLLinG aPArT But Oh YEAh, 🥴 THEY kIsSED in THe bACK oF a BuRNiNG HOUSE 🏚️.

seRiousLy, 90% oF ThESE FaNFicS, WhErE’s tHe PLOT 🍿?! wE aRE reaDInG a gLoRiFiEd DAtiNg SImUlaTOR 📲! IT’S aLL abOUT ThEir MUSHy-GUSHy dynaMICs 💥—nOTHinG ELSE gOinG Onnn 🚷. IT’s LIKE, We Get AmAt0n0rmATIViTY, suRE buT C'MON 💢! Fanfic’s WILD TerrAin 🗺️, WRITeR’$ pLaYGROund, U caN DO ANYTHING!! 🌈 No laWs, N0 rULes, BUT—pEOPLE KeeP PiNNiNG tHEir StORiES tO RELAtioNSHiP cENTRAL 💍.

We’rE JusT sayin’, FilteR "GEN" ALL yA WANT 🌪️ but iT DoEsn’T fRee U from tHe InSAnE ShIp wORLd, EVEN tHe FRiEnDShIp 4n f4MilY oNes 👫... UGGHHHHH 🍂! WhY NOt cREATE somEthINg BIGGer? 🌌 MorE UnrULy? More Than juST HEARTBEATS anD COUPLEs’ NESTinG! 😬 We'rE h0wLiNG, SCREAMin’, This SociEty ☄️ HATES US WHO DON'T WANNA B TAnGLeD In ReLATIonSHip WEbS 🕸️!!

(m41N Y3t s1D38L0g 0F @theyllputyouinacasket)

thANks fOr thA tAG!!! 👀👁️✨ fiRst tIMe GettINg PicrewED On thiS liTTle tuMBlR sPAce 🌀🖤!! we juSt HAD To trY our hANd At It, rIgHT? 🌙 noT exActly OURsELf bUT moRE liKE… iF we HaD thESE piECes tO plAY wiTH, liKE a fOrm wE couLD weAr if giVEn A pAInt pAlette wIth dReams n’ dUST aND bRokEN mIrrors!!! 🎭🌌🔮 thE opTiOns waGGleD n’ said “whY not” sO hERE we ArE, biTs n’ bObs aND bEatS of sOmeNewspiTTinginTHecHaOs~ 👾🕸️⏳✨ ooooooOoOooo🌀🫀✨

radqueer picrew chain...GO!!!

[pt] radqueer picrew chain…GO!!! [end pt]

the picrews linked in the title!!! :3c

@angel-tc-blog-1 @null-spine @holykitties @theyllputyouinacasket @rqsadism i'd tag more but i'm gonna assume yall had it where others cant tag you!!! anyone's free to join in :3c

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