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Who do we hate more!??
Okay so this is for The Magnus Archives fans and The Harry Potter fans… out of Elias Bouchard and Dolores Umbridge who do we hate more??? Cause I hate then both a LOT but like who do we hate more??? The guy who gaslit his employees, and then manipulated one of said employees into destroying the world, stole multiple people’s bodies, was sexist and was homophobic (while being gay)
or The woman who made a KID carve into his own skin, bullied everyone she ever came across and legit traumatised children
So, who do we hate more!? Cause I can’t figure it out, thoughts??
Hogwarts Teachers Patronus'
Dumbledore - Pheonix
McGonagall - Cat
Snape - Doe, previously a Bat
Flitwick - Dove
Sprout - Sheep
Quirrel - Snake
Lockhart - Peacock
Lupin - Wolf
Umbridge - Cat
Trelawney - Flamingo
Hagrid - a Dog like Fang
Slughorn - maybe a Spider
Hooch - Eagle
Pomfrey - Pig
Binns - Sloth
Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody Headcanons
scorpio
he/him
ocd
6'2"
comes from a long line of aurors
his parents were aurors, as were there parents
none of his grandparents lived to meet him, they all died on the job
gryffindor (hatstall for slytherin tho)
when he started his first year, McGonagall was a fifth year prefect
he was actually really rebellious in his early years
and quite reckless
would end up in the hospital wing quite often
would often transfigure students into different animals as a prank
leading to a large telling off from McGonagall
she was secretly proud of his transfiguration abilities for such a young wizard
she encouraged him to join gryffindor quidditch team as a keeper as McGonagall was the captain
he always wanted to be an auror just like his parents
lost his dad in his fourth year
became a lot more serious after that
taught himself how to cast a patronus in his sixth year
it is a bull, but he prefers to cast it non-corporeally so his identity is more hidden
qualified from Hogwarts with N.E.W.T.s in DADA, Transfiguration, Charms, Potions, Care of Magical Creatures and Herbology
was one of the best Aurors by the time he was 25
he used to train many new recruits but his sixth mentee turned out to be a mole he didn't take on anymore
this gave him severe trust issues
gets very paranoid and has to make sure 3 times to make sure everything safe
taught himself occlumency
never accepts drinks from anybody
despite being extra cautious, due to being a high ranking auror, he is targeted quite alot which leads to him getting injured a lot
due to the excessive spell damage he recieves, his scars cannot be healed
he lost his eye from a death eater
he created his own new eye
when he met Tonks, she reminded him so much of himself as a child that he could not help but bond with her
she was the first person he mentored since having his trust broken
his sense of humour comes out with her around
its mainly sarcasm and dry wit
he definetely calls Tonks by her first name just to annoy her
she helped him to be hopeful and more trusting once again
until Barty Crouch Junior impersonated her and kidnapped him and lived out his life for a year
Mundungus Fletcher was a useful asset to Mad-Eye as he was usually his underground guy and was good at giving information
he's not always forth coming but a jinx or two always works
as soon as they were ambushed during the Battle of Seven Potters, Mad-Eye knew someone must have gotten the information from Mundungus
he died a few minutes later, after trying to get Mundungus to stick to the plan
had Mundungus not gotten cold feet, he could have easily survived a duel with Voldemort
Bill and Fleur, who witnesses Mad-Eyes demise, named their firstborn daughter Victoire Alastriona Weasley, after Mad-Eye
although Remus and Bill never managed to find his body, they found the broom he was riding before Mundungus dissapperated
when the Ministry of Magic was taken over, they found his body and transfigured it into a bone
Umbridge was the one who did this (with the power of the locket horcrux) and she took his powerful eye for herself
Hogwarts Teachers (and other characters) Hogwarts Houses
Dumbledore - Gryffindor
McGonagall - Gryffindor
Snape - Slytherin
Flitwick - Ravenclaw
Sprout - Hufflepuff
Trelawney - Ravenclaw
Quirrel - Ravenclaw
Lockhart - Ravenclaw
Lupin - Gryffindor
Barty Crouch Jr - Ravenclaw
Mad-Eye - Gryffindor
Umbridge - Slytherin
Hagrid - Gryffindor
Aurora Sinestra - Hufflepuff
Slughorn - Slytherin
Charity Burbage - Hufflepuff
Septima Vector - Ravenclaw
Bathsheda Babbling - Ravenclaw
Proffesor Binns - Ravenclaw
Hooch - Gryffindor
Pomfrey - Hufflepuff
Pince - Ravenclaw
Grubbley-Plank - Hufflepuff
Fudge - Slytherin
Rufus Scrimgeour - Gryffindor
Barty Crouch Sr - Ravenclaw
Amelia Bones - Hufflepuff
Ludo Bagman - Gryffindor
Kingsley Shacklebolt - Hufflepuff
Mundungus Fletcher - Slytherin
Madam Rosmerta - Gryffindor
And her getting flash-backs of them with Fred and George
PSA: I just read that Dolores Umbridge could have been in the same year as Sirius or Regulus.
Imagine the chaos of Umbridge at Hogwarts at the same time as the Marauders...
Onion Headlines and Harry Potter Characters part 27/?
Master List 🤍
(Oldest on top... Then make it drop thaz a wap~)
> A Private Club in London (Freddie Mays x Reader)
- No Warnings.
> Always (Severus Snape x Reader)
- TW
- NSFW(Vanilla Really... 👀) 18+
- Not well written tbh :"3 but I'm proud of it as my first full fanfic ^^
> The Impeccable Ganster of London (Freddie Mays x Gangster!reader)
- No Warnings. Very clean... I think :"D
> The Mahoutokoro DADA Professor (Severus Snape x DADA Professor!Reader) [Part 1&2]
- Fluff
- Angst (maybe? Idk :"D)
- Just Severus being a cute lil schoolgirl havin crush XD
- NSFW (further warnings are labelled)
> Fly High Professor Minerva McGonagall
- In honor of Maggie Smith 🕊️
#wreck that bitch
I want you to write, “I must not tell lies.”
When the Inquisitorial Squad discovered the DA
Dolores Umbridge: No one expects the Slyther-inquisition!
From PoA
And OotP
We can conclude Dean Thomas is Professor Lupin’s biggest fan or he had a massive crush on Remus, how many students had a crush on the young, angsty Professor Lupin?
I kind of want to do a Dumbledore and/or a Snape character analysis (like I did for 'The Many Faces of Tom Riddle' series a few months ago) but I'm scared the fandom will come for me.
I know I'm getting myself into very very hot water but would you be interested in Bellatrix or even Umbridge as well? Like a full-on Questionable HP Characters Week or something?
MORE HARRY POTTER MEMES
"When I said I wanted my teachers to be more like Hogwarts Professors, I wanted someone like Prof. McGonagall or Prof. Dumbledore, not a fake like Umbridge."
— Me after finding a teacher particularly annoying and rude
Tumblr right now
What a day to be evil, wear pink and smooch 💋
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They’re on their way to adopt Emily and shape her personality 💅