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yeah... I sent this one. I just wanted to hear you say you'd put Mother in a wooden nightgown for me <3 Sorry Jaybird, luv
Time for the cousin of Kiss Marry Kill, this game is called: Maim, Kill, Cuddle!
Your options are: Tessa's Mom, Tessa's Dad, and RoboTessa
=] have fun

A no brainer.
Maim: James (the alcohol might as well finish him off)
Kill: Louisa
Cuddle: Tessa
Got my first weird bot message (ew)
But it did gender me correctly so? Nope I still hate it.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is my namesake. And I love her, she’s amazing. X)








See? We’re exactly the same.
Why I think Bangtan didn’t starve and turn the house upside down while Jin was away.
A.K.A. The long overdue “Yoongi is a Responsible Adult and will Probably make a Great Husband in the Future” post
(Attaches multiple gif and jpg receipts from Bon Voyage)
1 BUDGETING
They legit trusted him with their money from the get go!

He gave them all money equally and they all listened to him to know how much they will all spend!

And he was really responsible in budgeting and accounting the money to last euro/ krone for them all.

2 GROCERY
He was present in all grocery trips except for the Namjin one.

And he knew which items to buy for the dishes they wanted to make.

He also thought about what the other members wanted when they did their grocery shopping.

And yes, he settles the bill. Everyone else can carry the stuff for him.

3 COOKING
Jin cooks complicated shit but Yoongi will definitely not let them go hungry even if it is just Ramen and Meat all the way! LOL

He was legit always in the kitchen during cooking time!

AND AND AND! He always made sure that he served the kids first before he digs in. He kept counting the bowls and split the ramen to make sure everyone had some.

When he was cooking the meat, he kept standing up to cook while the others ate. And when they were grilling sausages, he told Jimin to give Jungkook some coz the maknae hasn’t tasted it while he was cooking ramen inside the van.

4 CLEAN UP
When everyone was packing to leave, he was still picking up the mess after everyone.

He was barely awake but he started cleaning up when they were in the camp.

He even takes the trash out. (a.k.a. Yoongi taking us out)

Ok… we know he hates washing dishes (I do too) but they have Jimin for that.

and Kookie is the official laundry man…

And as a BONUS for the KIDS…
He loves spoiling them… He always buy them ice cream!!


He loves them so much and will take care of them. It might not be obvious, but he will do it without being told. He is a responsible hyung.

SO IN CONCLUSION…
as long as Namjoon doesn’t break things faster than Yoongi can fix em
TRUST MIN YOONGI! Yoongi can handle this shit!

P.S. The Yoongi is a lazy ass joke is sooo old. He loves sleep…who doesn’t? When you work as hard as him… You’ll also miss normal sleep and catch naps where ever and whenever you can. You’ll probably love sleep and treasure it all the more…
UNEXPECTED FANART TY :]]]
at friday straight up "nighting" it and by "it" i mean.. heh, my funk

no that definitely sounds like a cult uh-
My coworker showed me this mostly black and white image of 3 men surrounding a woman with their hands on her throat and they were all wearing white and she asked me "what does this image make you think?"
And I said. "I dont know. A cult?" and she said "SEDUCTIVE, girl!! It's SEDUCTIVE!!!"
and now she cant look at the image of her audio book without laughing and thinking about what i said
umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it
my brain is a rock tumbler that distorts the information it receives
decided my social name is fen/blue I know no one is going to use blue but I'll throw it in.
*W)(Y IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT T)(IS????

Oh look at this! A Lies of P / Hunger Games crossover au I've been sitting on for a while. (District 12 reaping)






lolololol This wasn't the first comic I made of the au, but I guessed that I should post it first. I wasn't too happy with how it turned out but considering I've just sat on this au for months without posting anything, I've decided to post it anyway. Better to at least have it out there than gathering dust in a folder to never be seen. And who knows, the last time I did this with an au I was reluctant to post (the infamous second son mer! au), turned out a few people actually loved the idea. So long as there are a few out there that this can inspire, it's worth posting.
I'm rambling. ANYWAY I have no idea who the second tribute of 12 is gonna be, maybe I should just shove in a background oc as filler so at least a design can be consistent. Same goes for the capitol person for district 3. And I'm reluctant to just use characters from the HG cuz this world is verrry different from canon hunger games because of me mashing together krat and the districts.
Regardless, Suggestions are always appreciated!!!! I already have an idea for mainly Geppetto, Vanigni, P, Romeo, Carlo, Sophia and Eugenie, but other than those characters it's all rather loose. plus I haven't actually played the game myself so it's not like I know the characters that well.
I've already made some other comics so look out for those uwu
[MAJOR SPOILERS FOR LIES OF P- KIND OF. ITS AN AU SO ITS MORE SPOILING THE PLOT AND CHARACTERS IN SAID PLOT]
Lies of P x Hunger Games ! au, District 3 Reaping, now with more Romeo!







Romeo proceeded to spend the rest of the train ride genuinely thinking he had gone insane.
This is a continuation of another post I did -with the district 12 reaping. To be completely honest, it's Romeo who makes this au interesting, it always is. I mean P is interesting, but Romeo is where most the plot is.
ANYWAY! Something important to know in this au is that Krat is not the capitol, but rather a part of district 3 that managed to push itself to an economic boom through it's own automation (puppets). The capitol didn't want Krat to have the power it gained, but it couldn't do anything about it, because the developers of the technology (namely Geppetto) refused to show how to make the puppets to anyone outside of Krat, while also establishing a monopoly of puppets. There was a massive desire of automation in the capitol, which led to more investment into Krat. There were attempts by the capitol to recreate it, but none succeeded, so they had no choice but to buy from Geppetto and/or Venigni.
This lead to Krat being seen as a "extended part of the capitol" as the people managed to raise their standard of living due to the reinvestments of the booming economy. The capitol knew they couldn't stop the city from growing, so they decided to block it off from the rest of district 3 and try to regain control socially. They moved in some people from the capitol -trying to establish an upper class, while also trying to get the people of the capitol to see Krat kinda like a vacation area. By cutting it off, they managed to make sure District 3 could not overthrow the capitol through Krat, even if many in Krat still despised the capitol.
However, the agreement was that all of Krat's population would be excluded from the Hunger Games, so there wasn't much fuss from the people.
But then the puppet frenzy happened. And Krat swiftly fell, with very few actually making it out, Romeo being one of them. All puppets became hostile, even ones in the capitol (although few). The capitol saw a scape-goat and they took it. Geppetto was vilified, blamed as the cause of all this destruction -but he disappeared before the capitol could get him. They assumed he had been killed.
Venigni was an unique case. Yes, he did make many puppets, however he focused much more on quality of life advancements, rather than complete automation. When the frenzy occurred, he was on the front lines trying to stop the disaster, as futile as it was. But he was also incredibly rich -even to capitol standards- so when the people of Krat could finally leave, Venigni managed to buy his way into the capitol, where he was warmly welcomed by many fans of his.
That year of the puppet frenzy, the Hunger Games were cancelled. They couldn't go ahead with the puppets at the capitol causing a (admittedly small) crisis. The next year they did go ahead like normal, but many of the survivors of Krat were still unaccounted for and lost, so were not legally obligated to attend.
It was two years after the puppet frenzy when Romeo could attend the reaping, and made his decision to partake in Carlo's stead. Little did he know of a certain mischievous puppet who wasn't doing as he was told.
(District 12 Reaping, with P!)
How come parents can yell and cuss at, hit, and overall just be really bitchy and sassy to their kids but their kids cant do it back?
What, because its “rude” or “disrespectful”? Bullshit.
Sure theres disciplining your kids if they mess up, but if you’re just getting mad at them for no reason I think they should be allowed to talk back.
It’s rude and disrespectful if you think just because you’re older or because you gave birth to them, that you can act out at your own kids.
If they agitate you then it’s your problem and you gotta suck it up. You’re the adult, you should’ve grown up a while ago.

Woahh its me :p