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The Ultimate Power Move:
the ultimate power move:
bring a shampoo bottle full of yogurt to the airport in your carry on. when the tsa agent tells you to throw it away, make direct eye contact with them as you uncap the bottle and chug the entire thing.
you will terrify them into submission
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just putting this out there:
do men realize how much power they give women when they ask for a blow job? i mean honey your dick is in her mouth treat her with respect or get castrated, bitch.
i may be short but that doesn't mean you're not about to experience the wrath of a god
haha, confront my emotional baggage?
what do i look like, a concierge?