Deceitsanders - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Deceit: Im pretending to be a hot guy on tinder so i can match with Remus and tell him coming over so he'll clean the apartment
Virgil: Did it work?
Deceit: No but he sent me a d**k pic so thats nice
Updated angst theme songs
Virgil: Brave As A Noun ~ Andrew Jackson Jihad
Roman: 100 Bad Days ~ AJH
Logan: Born Without A Heart ~ Faouzia
Patton: Little Girl ~ Faith Marie
Deceit: Stupid & Anxious ~ Joel Faviere
Kid Virgil: Yeah that's the point, that's definitely the point, were totally not here to steal it and use it to get hella b***hes
Remus: You still play with crayons Vee, you don't even know what hella b***hes is!
Kid Virgil: Yeah, Its where you get a bunch of female dogs and pet them all at once
Deceit & Remus: *Laughing there a**es off*
Kid Virgil: What do you mean I love dogs! I WANT A PUPPY! YOU PROMISED ME A PUPPY IF WE DID THIS!
Deceit: I was wondering when you'd show up... *turns around and no ones there*
Deceit: *turns back around* I was wondering when you'd show up *turns around and nobody's still there*
Deceit: I was wonderin-
Roman: *Runs in* I'VE GOT YOU NOW!
Deceit: Darn it!
Deceit: In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the 'Good' side?
Thomas: *Playing a video game* Because being mean makes me feel bad
Logan: 23 hundred years of philosophy and this motherf**ker gets it in one sentence
Deceit: Virgil is not my son!
Logan: Then why do you have his report card on the refrigerator?
Deceit: He got all A's. I was proud, so what?
Patton: What about that crayon drawing next to it?
Roman: Wait, Virgil did that? It looks like a child did it. I thought it was Remus's
Deceit: Excuse me! My talented son worked very hard on that beautiful drawing and if you don't take that back right this second I will kick your a** all the way to the f**king core of the earth!
Everyone: ...
Deceit: ... I mean I don't like them either *Awkward laugh*
Deceit & Remus: -2, 1! Happy new year! *Kisses*
Logan: It's April! Stop making out everytime the microwave goes off!
Thomas: There was once a story about a chicken that only visited people with a good mental health...
Thomas: Knock knock
The Sides: Who's there?
Thomas: Not the chicken!
After SVS:
Deceit: Fine then, if you won't listen to me then I'll have to release... him *Sinks Down*
Thomas: What is he... What you guys doing?
Roman & Virgil: *Boarding up the windows* HELP US IF YOU DON'T WANNA DIE!
The light sides: *Stood outside the dark sides house after they kidnapped Virgil*
Logan: *Banging on the door* Open up!
Remus: We're not here!
Patton: Where are you then?
Remus: We're at the library
Logan: Open this door I swear to God!
Roman: *Whispers* Bro keep your voice down they're at the library
Deceit: What's your body count?
Remus: For what?
Deceit: How many people you've slept with
Remus: Oh I thought you found the basement
Deceit:
Deceit: We have a basement?
After POF
Patton: I wonder where Virgil and Remus were during the video?
Janus: *Drinking a glass of wine* Oh Virgil scraped his knee and pretended to be dead. When I left Remus said he was planning him a funeral.
Roman: *Laughs* Well let's hope he's not going to bury him.
The sides: ...
Janus: *Drops his wine and sprints towards the dark sides house* S**T REMUS DON'T!
Virgil: I think we should take Janus home.
Remus: He's doing fine
Janus: *Walks over to them* Virgil these people are invasive and weird.
Random side: Hi how are you?
Janus: Wouldn't you like to f**king know *Turns to Virgil* You gotta get me out of here
If Virgil was in POF:
Virgil: *Rises up* Crap sorry I'm la...
Thomas: *Dead*
Janus: *Stood infront of Thomas*
Patton: *Frog*
Roman: *Having an identity crisis*
Virgil: Why's Deceit here!
Janus: THAT'S YOUR QUESTION?
Virgil: OH MY GOD!, YOU'VE F**KED MY MUM, MY DAD AND NOW MY BEST FRIEND! WHO'S NEXT? MY BOYFRIEND?
Janus: ...
Virgil: You haven't....
Janus: ...
Virgil: SO YOU'VE F**KED EVERYONE IN THE MINDSCAPE EXCEPT FOR ME?
Janus: 👉👈 we could if you-
Virgil: NO! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!