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That moment when your on medication and you have to check if drinking energy drinks will kill you if mixed with your pills ✌️ sounds like it probably won't so that's nice

You know that moment when you have two friends who don't know each other who you can tell would become really great friends but you're nervous to introduce them to each other in case they become better friends with each other than with you and you get cut out of the friend group, but you also don't want to be the reason soulmates never get together and also maybe you guys would make the best trio ever?

You ever have that moment when finals are coming up and you have four papers to write, two art projects to finish and present, a test to study for, and two exams and you can't even get out of bed and your like "shit, maybe it won't work out this time" and then a couple days later you finally finish an (yeah just one of them) essay that's been hanging over your head and suddenly you think that maybe if you budget your time well that you can avoid failure but instead of working on all of that you are on your phone making a tumbler post? Umm *definitely* couldn't be me... Couldn't be me...

When my little sibling found out I was on the Dean's list, they asked me what that was. This is what I told her:

Ok so there's this guy named Dean, right? And he has this list, and ya can't have a list without names, so he goes to each college or university and says "hey, yo, who's got the best grades?" And the college/uni is like "all these people" and then Dean's all like "dude that's so hype, imma put them on my list!" So Dean has like a bajillion lists of names of people with good grades bc he really likes lists

Angel Food Cake is the most delicious sponge I have ever eaten

I don't think I'd survive in another country. Their food would be too good. Which in all respects sounds like a stupid problem, how would good food lead to my demise? Simple. Good food is scary. I'm a picky eater with low standards. I'll only eat food I'm familiar with if it looks "right," but it could be like, the most dog shit version of that food. People be like, "college food tastes bad." And I'm like "oh my gosh it's the soup I get every Thursday at dinner! It's so good!" I'd go to another county, see the seasonings that make the food *actually* taste good and be like, "nope, nope, nope. It looks wrong I can't eat it or I'll throw up." And the sad thing is, it's probably the best tasting thing I've ever been in the presence of before, but it just *looks* sketchy. I don't know why but I'm *pretty* sure that food wants to throw hands with me. I dunno what I did but I think it's angry.

I think I've figured out what I want most in a partner. I was someone who listens when I tell them random things I find interesting, who ask questions and when I don't know the answer, listens to me tell them what I find when I Google it and doesn't just stop paying attention half way through. I think I want to find someone who loves me enough to listen to me. And I hope one day I find someone I love enough to always want to listen to too.

I don't want much. I just want someone to figure out the best setting on an iron for making grilled cheese. I just want someone to talk to about how it's terrible to make mascots of food that encourage people to eat that food. I just want someone who's as invested in all my stupid thoughts as I am. I just want a relationship like Sam and Joon.

Surprise! You're a leader! Cuz when you do something you do it to the best of your ability and then people expect you to do things all the time (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)

Adulthood is going to an ice cream social and not putting every topping on it... Being responsible is sad...

That moment when you're going on a diet and you're kinda struggling with it, cause, I mean, food, but your therapist compares your hunger to an abuser and says your hunger be like 'feed me' and you're like 'damn, ok how much?' and so your therapist asks you if you want to keep being your hungers little bitch and you're like, 'hey, I don't wanna be my hungers little bitch!' and now you're sticking to your diet way better

OH MY GOSH NO WONDER PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF COLORS-- THEY'RE CALLED COLOR SCHEMES

The dumbest things make me feel like I'm an adult... And then I remember I am an adult...

(like I actually use up pens now?? Mainly cause I use one until it's gone and don't just use random ones like I did when I was a kid, but still. As a kid I seriously was starting to think pens never run out of ink... Now I have to keep buying refills 🥲)

Bugs always be in a hurry, I ain't never seen a bug just walking casually, they always runnin like they got shit to do and places to be. I feel like they're tryin to make the most of their short lives but, my man, what's the point if ya don't stop and smell the roses, ya know?

That moment when you realize that you and your friends not using the bathroom unless it was an absolute emergency in middle school and high school because sometimes people are weird about the stupid cracks between the door and stall and floor and ceiling in public bathrooms isn't a universal experience and other countries don't have these stupid gaps and people feel completely (or at least more) safe using public bathrooms

I really need to unlock the horned lizard powers like how they do in the wild kratts, that way when someone tries to bully my siblings I can just shoot blood from my eyes and scare the shit out of them, ain't nobody messing with me when blood is literally projecting out of my eye balls

for a good long while (either because i was a very sheltered child or just early asexual ignorance™) i thought that "bedroom eyes" just meant that they were really sleepy and tired so i thought the universal symbol for smexy time meant they looked like this

why didn't inside out 2 have an emotion called YEARNING or at the very least where was HORNY