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the state of lestat's hair in S3 is unacceptable after having dated louis. Did he really not teach you a THING about haircare? bbg get a bonnet or something jfc your grease, breakage & frizz are embarrassing
The urge to interview people is so strong because I'm trying to do research, but that's so much reading, I just wanna have a conversation. I'm trying to learn all about different micro labels and stuff but my brain is too clouded with spoiler arcs to pay attention. I just wanna write my silly little guys, why can't the information I need just insert itself into my head.
Also!! World building? Really fun, I think I go too hard at it. Or not hard enough. I don't know but something's not quite right.
Also also!! Why did I make myself build a mystery?? I suck at mysteries! I did an escape room for my birthday this year and failed, and we had like 8 people.
Also also also!! I need to watch drawing tutorials to learn because "fuck it we ball" isn't working anymore and I am so lazy. I don't wanna. And I have a problem with doing what people tell me to do.
Also also also also!!!! Completely unrelated to writing or my romance identity, but I am such a horrible future roommate, I am not house hunting the way I should be, I am so sorry, roommate who will not be named. I know you won't see this, but I'm sorry. I say that I'm going to house hunt with you, but then I lay in bed all day playing solitaire and watching YouTube videos I've seen at least 17 times already. I do not have my shit together and I need to stop telling myself I do. (This was written in a jokey, telling myself off kind of way. So I guess /srs with a /j voice. I don't know how these work or what I am doing.)
We just gonna ignore the fact that Lucius Malloy was gonna straight up murder a 12 year old kid in the middle of the hallway at Hogwarts? Like ... I feel like we don’t pay enough attention to that? That bitch had half the killing curse out of his mouth before he was stopped.
he alone comprehends the whispers of my silence, the words unspoken yet deeply felt. so how on earth can i ever erase him from my memory?
febuary 8th, 2024.
Actually Dracula was the name of the whale. The guy who wanted to kill the whale was Dracula's captain.
For someone who can't communicate their feelings well, I get really angry when characters don't communicate their feelings
Voiko seksuaalisuuttaan kyseenalaistavat "hetero"miehet painua muualle ehtimään seksiseuraa??? En jaksa tässä iässä ja näin pitkään passanneenä enää kokea tällasta dysforiaa.

Looking in the mirror, Chris’ found his nightmare coming true. He woke up more perfect than the day before. Chris neared a panic. He needed to pull himself together, but wasn’t that part of the problem!? UGH! What was he doing?!?
That’s when Chris just stopped believing in winning all together. Like Santa Clause, it was fun to a point. Then it seemed cruel. Now, it just doesn’t really make sense. It was also really, really, REALLY expensive.
How was it you had to lie to make money to buy Christmas gifts AND to give them?!? NO THK U.
UGGGHHH. It was official. Winning, perfection and Santa Clause all sucked donkey butt. GREAT. Now what?
Maybe Brad would suck his butt? That would be nice.
andre’s always been my no.1 for a reason


Damn
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I was already well aware of the fucking insane standards behind aging and beauty but this made me realize something: so few people understand just how much of a blessing it is that all these rockstars and musicians are aging. Not to get all sappy and depressive on main, but there are so many wonderful, talented people who- whether it be via their own actions or through the actions of others- don’t get to live the full and complete life that Rammstein and many others get to experience. Cliff Burton, Pelle Ohlin, and many many others by some means have lost their lives too young and haven’t gotten to experience the full lives they deserved. We desperately need to demolish the idea that age is ugly. It’s not just rude, but actively harmful.
"Rammstein look old now :((("
Look at me. Listen. It's good that they look like they're pushing 60. Do you know why? Because they're pushing 60. Let's not mourn that six men in their late 50s don't look 25 anymore when we could be celebrating (and drooling, ngl) over how they look now 💜
Aging is a privilege and a miracle and it is beautiful.
I just love how I update this freakin app and now it keeps glitching and crashing every 5 seconds 😡😡😡😡
authors who make their name on the cover bigger than the book title need to get their ego in check
this is the world’s stupidest reaction*ISWM Spoilers*
It’s like...
You get an email that an old friend is coming by. You’re excited--it’s been so long! You get everything ready, clean up the house, get dressed all nice, maybe make some funky little snacks or something. Finally, everything’s done, and you watch out the window for them to arrive.
And you wait.
And you wait.
Here you are, sitting by yourself like an asshole, and they never showed up.

This also wasn’t on Youtube
Anyone else think Aziraphale, since at least the 1941 stuff, has been hoping Crowley would be the first to make a move because he’s too scared to? And not because of feeling denial, even though that’s probably a factor too, but because he knows if he was caught, he’d be screwed. But if Crowley initiated it? Well that’s not his fault! He’s just an innocent widdle angel (heavy sarcasm, I physically cringed writing that) and the demon manipulated him or whatever. This is my explanation for the “…something I could do for you in return?” thing because that felt like flirting with plausible deniability. He could mean those kind of favors, but he could just as easily mean giving Crowley a helping hand in some problem he’s dealing with. To me, it felt like Aziraphale was hoping Crowley would advance the conversation in that direction instead of him making a direct advance. He kept it indirect because of that plausible deniability; we know he’s really nervous about the notion of people believing he and Crowley are an item considering his reaction to Shax telling him of the rumor.
Is that because there’s a certain something in the 1940s we haven’t seen yet, but a demon may have caught a glimpse of? Something more than being seen on stage together or sharing a bottle of wine?
Oh, I have absolutely no idea. The rumor could’ve been as simple as Furfur continuing to insist he wasn’t lying and they were conspiring against Hell or Heaven or both. But I feel like there’s a piece missing in the rumor pie here because Furfur never mentioned seeing them as an item, just that they were consorting…
This got off topic. Point is, I think Aziraphale is the one that’s been making moves for a while; not because he’s willing to directly admit feelings, but because he’s hoping Crowley will pick up what he’s putting down and do something with it. He can then put distance between whatever happened between them and his involvement because it wasn’t technically initiated by him. Unfortunately for him, Crowley is dense, just as awkward about his feelings as Aziraphale, and his mind did not immediately go to favors when Aziraphale offered to do “something” in return for saving his books. He assumed the angel meant buying him lunch or something silly like that and got defensive over the “…very nice thing for you to do,” comment (sorry if I’m misquoting slightly).
Also, just to be clear, I don’t think Aziraphale has in mind that Crowley would actually be taking advantage of him. I don’t think he views Crowley as that type of demon, or person in general. But we do know Aziraphale thinks Crowley is way cooler and more confident than he actually is (sorry) given how he portrayed him during the appearance swap. So, I think it’s more of a “I’m going to subtly hint the possibility of wanting to do this so you’ll go for it” kind of thing? If anyone asks, it either didn’t happen or wasn’t intentional on his part. You know how demons are!
But, no, actually, Aziraphale is the hornier one of the two. He definitely is, and that’s very funny to me. Full respect to the ace headcanon, but out of all the couples in this show I think they’re the second least likely to be ace/ace adjacent (behind the two we literally saw screw on screen, lol) because I see tension between them that I don’t see with any other couple. If you want an ace version of this interpretation, he was indirectly offering Crowley a kiss instead of a vague sexual favor. So, it still works there, I’m just not on the ace headcanon train (With these two, at least! Currently writing an ace Nina and Maggie and queer platonic Gabriel and Beelzebub, so it’s not because I dislike ace rep).
TL;DR — Aziraphale doesn’t want to be forward because of religious trauma and Crowley is a dense mfer