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telling the brothers you want a baby
smau
afab reader implied in satan and asmo’s
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lucifer:

mammon:

leviathan:

satan:

asmodeus:

beelzebub:

belphegor:

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howd i do for my first smau it sounded fun so i thought id give it a shot !
ik these are lowkey ooc but i just wanted them to be funny soz 😭


*blushes profusely*
I luv u more, Levi darling ❤


Just another beautiful day of annoying the love of my life.

Yes, I do have a death wish, actually.
Highly Quotable Satan Lines That I Relate To On A Spiritual Level





I just got this and fell backwards... Mammon is one of my top 3 AHHHH
I literally screamed as he said it back 🥰
Asmo: "Mc, What is your bodycount?"
*Mc thinks for a moment, sighing quietly*
Mc: "Uhh, i think about 237?"
Asmo: "wow, You never really seemed to be that type of person to sleep around"
*Mc turns to look at asmo, Their head tilting to the side in confusion*
Mc: "Wait, you meant sexual partners?"




At first I was like aww thats adorable look at them bonding , now I'm like wow asmo how could u


Lol look at these two and belphie being a jealous brat
They are mad, bloody madlads i tell ya. Absolute bellends
Me: I wanna go home please
Diavolo: You wanna go home? Why?
Me: Why? Are you on drugs? Are you fucking on drugs?!
