Yandere Obey Me X Reader - Tumblr Posts
Is it just me or this pic of asmo gives the delulu and obsessed yandere vibes?
Like if asmo was to be a yandere, he'd totally be a delulu and guilt-tripping one for sure 💀
Ok just wondering but what if..
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*the most loudest squealing sounds could be heard throughout the HOL*
Mc- I TOLD YOU SO!
Asmo- OH DIAVOLO!!! HE IS SO HAWT
Mc- he? HE? BITCH EVERYONE OF THEM IS LIKE A FUCKING GREEK GOD or devil? Meh even hades was hot so whatever...
*both mc and asmo continue to squeal about manhwa characters*
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Meanwhile with the others
Levi- so uh asmo stole mc again?
Satan- morelike mc stole asmo this time
Mammon- Y'ALL ASMO HAS BEWITCHED MAHH HUMMAANN!!! *Screams like there's no tomorrow*
Lucifer- a one peaceful day is all i ask for.... I want to die
Belphie- then die bitch.
Beel- *munch* *munch*
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Nothing just a normal day in HOL 👾👍🏻
Mc running through the hallways of hol: THE SHIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!!
3...
2....
1...
BLOWS UP WHOLE HoL
Brothers with now black faces.....
...a few eternity later....
Mc: there was a RAT Lucifer! A fucking RAT! THIS BIGG!
Lucifer already done with mc's shit: still it doesnt give you the right to BLOW UP a whole ass mansion
Brothers (except Lucifer).... So we're homeless now?
Barbs: I support mc on this one... Rats are truly a nuisance *nodding his head at mc*
Diavolo and Solomon laughing their asses out in the bg
Obey me brothers after finding out what rainbow kiss actually is:
Lucifer: ...you see after all these years nothing surprises me anymore
Mammon: *insert the WHAT THE FUCK meme*
Levi:... I TOLD YOU NORMIES WERE GROSS
Asmo: I mean if they like it, they like it? Though it's not my kink *unfazed beach*
Satan: ............
Beel: is it tasty?
Mc: NO BEEL EW JUST NO
Belphie: I've totally lost my believe in humanity now
Guys...
If someone worships an angel, they are termed as worshippers worshipping a shrine of an angel or deity.... Aka holy stuff
BUT
If someone worships a devil, they are termed as cults performing dark magic? *Le gasp*
And even so... What about humans??? What if angels and devils worship a certain human... What is it called!!??
Pov of obsessive men is the only this that i stan and will continue stanning 🛐🛐
Guys... I'd like to present you all with my collections....🌚
....istg..just one chance 🫦
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This towel is the sole item restricting him from being banned frr
Just a Lil heads up guys!
I'll be taking a few weeks off off Tumblr..
So yeah.. I won't be posting but yeah I'll keep my asks open for anyone who wants to drop something..
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See you all soon pookies🎀✨
MC (still traumatized from lesson 16): when I say I hate drama I mean I hate getting involved in a drama
Mc after Lucifer and Satan's fight
MC (now eating popcorn): other people's drama? Big fan...
Obey me cast getting Outta character....
Mc and mammon after turning the whole HoL upside down
Mammon: In my defence... I was left unsupervised
Lucifer: wasn't mc with you?
Mc: In my defence.... I was also left unsupervised.... And this was mammon's fault
Mammon: HEY-
Obey me cast getting Outta character.... Pt..?
Dinner at HoL
Mc: the food looks so cute! I can't eat this (づ￣ ³￣)づ
Mammon:
Satan:
Beel:
Belphie:
Asmo: you're cute too but I'd still eat y-
Lucifer: ONE DINNER
Levi: here we go again..
Lucifer: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK FOR!
Satan: when I die, I want to donate my whole body to science....
Satan: except for my middle finger... Give that to Lucifer!
Mc: hey Lucifer.. wanna see something funny?
Lucifer: ... Sure?
Mc: shout
Lucifer: (shouts... But nothing happens) ?
Mc: (shouts)
Mammon, Levi and Asmo barged into the room: I HEARD SHOUTING!! MC ARE YOU OKAY!!??
Mc after death (in hell)
Mc: home sweet home baby!
Mc: *hi-fis levi* ya changed the wifi password or something?
Obey me characters (insta version)
Mc: I didn't get the joke? Is it a demon meme??.
Barbatos: @.mc. DM me, I'll explain it to you.
Solomon: I also didn't get the joke.
Barbatos: @.solomon. Google it
Mc: (sorting through and separating the food on the plate)
Mammon: why tf did we get the autistic one?
Mammon: oi human! What's your ideal type?
Mc: Strong and Tough
Mammon: Once I killed ten mosquitos-
Mc: But also who are sensitive
Mammon: -and after killing them, I cried for an hour.