Karen: Peter, What You're Wearing Is Interfering With You Fight-

Karen: Peter, what you're wearing is interfering with you fight-

Peter: RESPECT THE DRIP, KAREN

Routine

Paring: Maria hill x Fem!Reader

Imagine: Every night you soothed your hard-working girlfriend to sleep

One of your favourite things about your girlfriend was her hair, amongst other things. Once she got home, you'd pull out that hairband and massage her head, helping relieve her stress about the day ahead of her. 

Your hands made their way up the back of her neck, twirling loose hairs between your fingers. Hearing her hum in delight as you weave your fingers through her soft locks. 

She'd rest her head in the crook of your neck as you lightly braided the strands, cradling her body with yours. Placing the mid of your thumb against her temples and caressing her skull. 

The feeling of her chest flutter above yours with a light chuckle, her arms snaking their way around your torso made you both soft. 

When she falls into a deep, calming slumber your eyes didn't come off her. They only grew heavy until you both were nested within each other, thin snores escaping your lips. 

Maria loved coming home to this every night, you're what kept her going.

Natasha: stop it, you guys are making me claustrophobic

Steve: What's claustrophobic mean?

Bucky: it means you're afraid of Santa Claus

Natasha: No it doesn't-

Bucky: Ho Ho Ho

Steve: STOP IT YOU'RE SCARING HER!!

Could you do Peter as Clint and Natasha’s son please xx

Request from @iloveclato19 and @hey-how-r-u… I’m not sure it said they both sent it but they’re two different accounts? I’ve never gotten a request before so I may just be delusional. Anyway, thank you so much for the request! 

Request: Could you do Peter is Clint and Natasha’s son? Xxx

Prompt: Peter finds a stray dog when out on patrol, Natasha disapproves but Clint wants more

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Faint whimpering was heard in the alleyway Peter swung above, making him do a double-take. Slowing down, he turned back to where he heard the small calls for help. That’s when he saw it, a little scuffed up beagle pup staring right at him. 

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“Uh… dad?” Peter looked out into the kitchen, hiding the small dog behind the door frame. He knew his dad, Clint, would approve of a puppy in the house… He just wasn’t so sure if Natasha would like it. 

“Yeah, kiddo? What’s up?” Peter began to sway on his feet, nervous. “Could you come here a sec?” That caught his mothers attention, what could he be up to that he couldn’t come to her instead? But Natasha didn’t show her awareness, no. alternately, she continued cooking the spaghetti they’d be having for dinner.

Clint didn’t think anything of it, probably just a boy problem. So, he walked over to Peter, closing the door afterwards. There was a silence before Peter spoke up, “This is Cooper.” He brought out the dog from behind his back. Barton stared at the pup for a moment, a grin forming on his face. 

“Where did he come from?” Peter’s dad picked up the helpless puppy, watching as its tail started to wag. “I found him on patrol… He was in an ally, all dirty and bruised,” Clint frowned at the idea of the little angel in front of him all beaten up.

“Tasha’s not gonna be happy about a dog in the house…”  Peter pondered for a moment, “We just won’t tell her,” He shrugged. Of course, that plan would never work… Mothers know everything, especially Mothers that are highly trained Russian assassins.

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“Ok, so you’re gonna hide him in your sweater while I go in and act like nothing ever happened. Got it?” Clint looked out to the kitchen before looking back at his son. Cradling the little dog, Peter stepped out nonchalantly.

It didn’t take long before Natasha knew they were hiding something. “Whatchu got, Kiddo?” Peter and Clint stopped in their tracks, looking up at the assassin’s back that was faced to them. It amazed both boys that she didn’t even need to look up to tell they did something. 

“Wha- What do you mean, mom?” that last bit of his sentence getting muffled by a bark… That’s when she turned to face them. “I guess the cats out of the bag…” Clint stated, grabbing the puppy from his son’s sweater. Natasha’s eyes widened, the thing was adorable but surely it would rip apart the whole house.

“More like the dog! Where did it come from?” She stomped her way over to the boys. “Mom, I know you don’t want the dog but hear me out. I found him in an alleyway all beaten up while patrolling, please let us keep him,” Natasha pondered for a moment, looking between the dog, her husband, and her son. 

“Just make sure it doesn’t touch my new suit.”

Stephen: Right now, I'm not sure if I want to kick you or push you off a bridge

Tony: Can I pick?

Huge Marvel Prompt list

May and Michelle, after Peter dies

May and Tony, Discussing Peters spidermanning

Loki, Shuri and Peter, meme club

1950’s Stucky, Peggy supports them

Scott, Stephen and Peter, Magic showdown 

Natasha, Scott and Peter, bug friends

New years Clintasha

Gamora showing Nebula fun sister things

Peter Q and Thor argument

Valkyrie and Loki, LGBTQIA+ bonding

Steve and Bucky get shown musicals

Natasha, Wanda, Carol and Pepper girls night

Peggy and Bucky get to know each other while Steve’s out, 1950’s

Tony and Howard get more time together during Endgame

Natasha x Pepper, Tony and Pepper break up and Natasha gets protective

Maria Hill x Natasha, assassin bonding

Peter tells the avengers he’s bisexual

Michelle, Ned, May and Peter watch Hamilton one night

AceDec team + Betty, have a weird friends day

Baby Peter and Loki

Mj gets hurt and takes Anastasia, becomes loopy and confesses her crush to Peter

Natasha, Tony, Loki and Vision up in heaven spying on Peter

Groot and Gamora, Mother and son

Rocket convinces Mantis to steal something

Nebula x Mantis, Mantis touches her and realizes she feels love Nebula crushes on her

Loki turns himself and the avengers into children, Maria, Phil and Fury take care of them

Natasha and Clint have Peter as a biological son

Thor and Bruce, Thor calming down the Hulk like Natasha

Peter and Michelle play Pokemon go and bumping into each other

Michelle puts on the mask and Karen reveals that all Peter talks to her about is Mj

Highschool Clintasha fall in love over the internet and meet up

Stephen meets May for the first time 

Steve trying to keep the future a secret from Peggy after going back, 1950-2000

Peggy x Angie, forbidden love in the 1950s

Peter finds out Michelle has a Spiderman stuffie collection

Bucky and steve nags Tony about the flying car his dad promised

dr.Strange Multiverse where Loki meets Tom Hiddleston and they bond over coffee

Pepper and Natasha take Michelle under their wings

Shuri and Mj bond over memes

Highschool clintasha, Clint is on the archery team and Natasha almost gets shot

Eddie and Peter meet, Venom gets transferred to Michelle

Venom and Goose meet, Carol and Eddie watch as they bond cutely

Loki fakes dying again, doesn’t seem fake big plot twist

Peter introduces Loki to Dan and Phil

The avengers take turns playing Fnaf

Tony catches embarrassing video footage of peter pretending to be all the avengers

Michelle is secretly the softest person in the world, Long socks, big sweaters cute music, Ned and Peter find out when they come over to her house

Dr. strange continues to feed a stray cat, Levi gets jealous

Noobmaster69 aka Wong is playing while Stephen and Thor are playing, Stephen recognizes the name and claims that Noobmaster69 is Wong

Tony pretends the power went out because peter misses when he, May and Ben would play fun games around candlelight

Peter says “Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good,” and Tony freaks out

Clint spies on everyone through the vents

Vision and Wanda go on a little vacation

Peter and Loki recreate the “I'm Weird” scene from Riverdale like Betty and Jughead

Wanda makes baby Peter float and Tony scolds her

Stephen taught Peter how to use magic, now he’s teleporting everywhere while Tony freaks out