Incorrect Ironstrange - Tumblr Posts
Stephen: Right now, I'm not sure if I want to kick you or push you off a bridge
Tony: Can I pick?
Karen: Peter, what you're wearing is interfering with you fight-
Peter: RESPECT THE DRIP, KAREN
Tony: I thought you liked the shells kraft dinner?
Peter: I'm trying something new like you said
Tony: but-
Peter: THIS IS ME EXPANDING MY PALLET, DAD.
Harley: why are you giving us tips on how to save money?
Tony: I'm preparing you for the future
Peter: aren't you a billionaire?
Tony: I may be, but that doesn't mean I'm inheriting any of my money to you two.
Harley: You look absurd in that suit.
Tony: I have apples.
Tony: do you want an apple?
Peter: I'm depressed
Tony: I got bread
Peter:
Tony:
Peter: I mean... Sure, but how is that supposed to help?
Tony: I DON'T KNOW. I was gonna tell you I got bread but you interrupted me-
Tony: Who the hell turned off the wifi?
Peter:
Peter and Harley: *Throwing pencils at each other*
Tony: YOU TWO BETTER STOP AND MATURE THE FUCK UP.
Peter:
Harley:
Peter: TAXES *punches Harley in the face*
Harley:
*Tony telling Stephen*
I have a feeling that Harley's been reading to many fanfics cause that's how I act.
Peter: I have a question.
Stephen: Go on.
Peter: In the word scent is it the s or the c that’s silent?
Tony: Damn you. I’m going to be thinking about this all day.
Stephen: Okay, well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’d say the s.
Christine: But sent is also pronounced the same way.
Pepper: Okay, google says the c was added in the 17th century. So I guess the c is silent.
Harley: Plot twist. Both the s and c are silent and the letter e makes the sss sound.
Tony: Harley isn’t allowed to talk anymore.
Okay writers, my dear lovely writers. I need more sassy!Stephen and bored!Tony with the sassynes, I love to see him being annoyed by the same thing that he also do with the others. it's my serotonin of the day, I read almost every single one that had this tag. Pretty please, I will give you a flower 🌷