
unfortunately and to the distress of many, i exist / whatever tf goes through my head goes onto this blog follow at your own risk
435 posts
Online Discourse:
online discourse:
november is the thursday of the year i can’t explain it but i can feel it
-
slippersonurfaceu-blog liked this · 3 years ago
-
queerloser17 liked this · 3 years ago
-
dicklessfuckhole liked this · 3 years ago
More Posts from I-am-an-intrusive-thought
[to the tune of Final Countdown]
it's a mental breakdown
*off key kazoo*

me, grabbing an intercom in ikea: attention all customers. the store will be closing in five minutes. if you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport
cliche movie tropes pt.1- save the president
all movie plots that revolve around "we have to rescue the president" have been ruined for me i mean it's just super unrealistic anyone will care
"SIR THEY HAVE THE PRESIDENT"
*everyone exchanges glances*
"ahh... well that's unfortunate"
*goes back to what they were doing*
the easter bunny is a church sanctioned fursona
fight me