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Shit That Goes Through My Head Pt.1
shit that goes through my head pt.1
are bikinis just the water edition of bras and underwears?
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november is the thursday of the year i can’t explain it but i can feel it
so today in class
we were reviewing the age of exploration and the teacher told this kid to draw the triangular trade passage on the map on the board
and i know some of y'all won't even know that is but THIS BITCH REALLY JUST CIRCLED THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN NEED MORE THAN TWO BRAIN CELLS TO KNOW THAT A TRIANGULAR TRADE PASSAGE ISN'T THE AFRICAN CONTINENT JFC
me, grabbing an intercom in ikea: attention all customers. the store will be closing in five minutes. if you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport
get vaccinated you fools
cliche movie tropes pt.1- save the president
all movie plots that revolve around "we have to rescue the president" have been ruined for me i mean it's just super unrealistic anyone will care
"SIR THEY HAVE THE PRESIDENT"
*everyone exchanges glances*
"ahh... well that's unfortunate"
*goes back to what they were doing*