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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 401:

*In the shunting yard, Oliva, Dana and Donella were talking to each other when Douce walked towards them*

Douce, holding a card: Hey Ollie! Leuk at this card thon Bill give tae me! A'm pretty sure it's another ane o his stupid pranks!

Oliva: Let me see.

Oliva, reading out the card: "YOU'RE ONE HOT DADDY"

Donella: EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Oliva, opening it up: "Will you marry me? Signed, Douglas"

Donella: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*Glass shatters in the distance as Douce has an exasperated expression on her face. She tried to say something, anything in fact to prove to Oliva that she was always a straight ally. But all that came out was:*

Douce: B-b-b-bubba-bobba-hob-hobba-hobba-wah-wah.....

Donella: Douggie, DOUGGIE?!?! ARE YOU THERE?!?!?

Dana: OH MY GOD CONGRATS YOU TWO!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO START PLANNING FOR YOUR WEDDING!!!!!

Oliva: DUCK NO-

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 400:

*Every single character that got turned into the opposite gender is standing in Knapford Station, waiting for the Fat Controller*

Madam Thedora Hatt: Enough! Enough! Okay, so we all know that the island is affected by a magical spell that changed our genders, right?

Georgia: S-SIR?!?!?!?!

Harriet: Wait, YOU GOT CHANGED INTO A WOMAN!!??

Tomine: *Gasps* You're still bald! :0

Alice: THOMAS!!!!!

Tomine: Right! Sorry....

Anthony: Well, do you have any idea how to turn us back?

Daniel: Don't be ridiculous, he doesn't have any magic!

Clarence: *Slaps Daniel in the face* Don't you insult my sister like that!!!!

Daniel: OW!!!! Oh you little-

*Daniel then jumps on Clarence as everybody tries to stop the two from fighting. Everybody is yelling at each other as everything is thrown into confusion and chaos*

Madam Theodora Hatt: Guys?? Guys?!? *Breathes in* SILENCE!!!!!!

*All of the engines and rolling stock stop and stare at Madam Theodora Hatt*

Madam Theodora Hatt: Okay, I have good news. The creator said that aside from the main quotes, crossovers, designs or headcanons aren't affected by the gender-changer spell.

All: Yay!!!!

Madam Theodora Hatt: Bad news. We're stuck like this for the rest of October.

All: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Guys please stop I'm literally taking music in my first semester. I play the cello and piano please stop giving random instruments stupid names. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

*Dnd night y'all*

D10: I said to execute order 66. NOT 69!

Dennis: Shut up I bet you take physic damage when you look in a mirror!

D10: *3d6 vicious mockery damage* ACK- The mama evil king says I'm beautiful!

Dennis: You're built like a skipable cutscene!

D10: *4d6 vicious mockery* Oh my god!

Dennis: The towns people-

D10 on the floor: AH AH STOP STOP! I YIELD I YIELD I YIELD!

Dennis: ...Hey guess what?

D10: What?

Dennis: CHICKEN BUUUUTTTT!!!

D10: *4d6 chicken butt damage*

Random worker outside: Jesus, what is going on in the Dieselworks?!? They're so out I swear!!!!

Another worker: Oh, they're just playing DND.

Random worker: DND?-

*The random worker then gets smacked in the face by a flying scrap piece of metal*

*More end Knight with the diesels*

D10: When I said "Sleep with the fishes" that didn't mean to SLEEP WITH THE FISHES YOU IMBECILE!

Dennis: Shut up your the NPC no one bothers talking too!

D10: *1d4 VM damage* Uh- people may not talk too me, but you saying that shows I'm important enough to be remembered!

Dennis: Only because your the first boss in a speed run!

D10: *1d4 VM damage* OH MY GO-

Splatter: Do we have be here now? I think it's a bit repetitive...

Dodge: Yeah bro, let's just... Leave...

*Splatter and Dodge then quietly despawn*

*Third dnd night at the diesel works*

D10: When I said to make some deals with the devil that didn't include SEALING IT WITH A KISS YOU DUMB BARD!

Dennis: Shut up any loot you have will put me into debt if I sell it!

D10: *Takes 1d4 vicious mockery damage* AH- *Brain calculations* Wait that one doesnt make any sense. For you to go into debt for selling my stuff... that means you would have to pay someone... To- OH WAI- *takes 1d4 realization damage*

Dart: Why are we even doing this?....

Arry: Ah, you're just a pussy. It's fun to see them argue.

Bert: Yeah, ah agree. Fifty bucks on Dennis to tell Ten that he gets no bitches.

*Second diesel works DND night*

Diesel 10: When I said take the goblins out I didn't mean ON A DATE!

Dennis: Shut up your not even worth the XP!

Diesel 10: *Takes 1d4 vicious mockery damage, Condition: Flabbergasted* Uh- bu- buti'mabbeg?

Dennis: A bbeg in the TUTORIAL FIGHT!

Diesel 10: *Takes 1d4 vicious mockery damage*

Diesel: Is he going to explode?

Salty: Well, I hope that he doesn't matey! I mean, that's even worse than the time I fought a group of sea krakens!

Phillip: Can I go home?....

*Everybody instantly start laughing and snorting as Diesel 10 has an expression of dismay*

Mavis: Okay, now look what you guys have done....

Diesel: GAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

BoCo: I think inviting Phillip to the Dieselworks was a bad idea....

(Okay, I was reading through the comment section and people were saying that a lot of this information were proven false but I wanted to keep this reblog because I want to be better safe than sorry. Just beware of the information at the top tho)

I got another tip as well! Especially if you're a minor! STAY WITH YOUR PARENTS AT ALL TIMES IF YOU'RE GOING OUT. If somebody is following you and you feel like that they're not trustworthy, RUN TO YOUR PARENTS AND TELL THEM TO EITHER GET OUT OF HERE OR CALL THE COPS. Tell them that you don't feel safe and secure and that you want to go home as quick as possible! Attackers won't go after kids with parents or any other relatives who know about stranger danger.

Also, DON'T WANDER OFF TO SPACES WHERE THERE IS LITTLE TO NO PEOPLE!!!! That way, if you do get caught, scream as loud as you can and you'll be able to get everybody's attention within a minute. This applies to minors with a couple of friends or even a whole friend group.

Hope that these tips might save lives.

THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

This is weird but guess I gotta save lives now.

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

*The diesel works Playing DND*

Diesel 10: I said, SLAY the dragon not LAY the dragon, you are the worst bard I have ever met!

Dennis: Shut up you look like someone who drops common loot!

Diesel 10: *Takes 1d4 Vicious mockery damage* ....I am the garsh done evil king you take that back!

Dennis: I'll take it back and give it to your mother!

Diesel 10: Don't bring my mother into this!

Dennis: She looks like someone who only drops bones!

Diesel 19: *Physically recoils taking 1d4 vicious mockery damage* AH- son of a bitch!

Den: U-U-Uhhh. S-Should w-we s-stop t-this g-game?...

Daisy: Oh yeah. We probably should. I mean, nobody wants to see an ugly fight between a ghost and an illegal diesel with a claw.

Diesel 10: DAISY IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

Dennis: I bet that she could sent you crying after 5 seconds!

Diesel 10: *Takes damage in real life* FUCKING BITCH-

Percy: Y'all ever wonder why we don't get any new asks from Trainguy23 anymore?

*Five feet away a funeral is being held for the account because the school district has blocked Tumblr*

Well Percy, that's your answer....

RIP Trainguy23, that was a poggers account. 😞😞😞😞😞😞

Therapist: CM/Swap Edward's eyes designs aren't real. They can't hurt you.

CM/Swap Edward's eyes:

More Characters For Classically Modern!

FINALLY, IT'S BEEN ABOUT A YEAR SINCE I MADE THE ORIGINAL POST.

I finally got more concepts for the characters that were wips! So now we got Diesel, Henrietta, Hannah, Emily, Henry with actual personalities! Also, we got some new characters like Alfred and Timothy! Let's get right to it!

Recap on the swaps:

Diesel ⬅️➡️ BoCo

Henrietta ⬅️➡️ Hannah

Emily ⬅️➡️ Henry

Alfred ⬅️➡️ Timothy

Characters:

BoCo: Looks intimidating, rough, brooding and is somebody that you wouldn't want to mess with. But he's actually really nice and kind just like his og self. Though he can and will bend you into a balloon animal, he is very strong. Is often weary and distrustful of people because of rumors spread at his old railway of how dangerous he was made to be. He is very good at telling twins apart without looking at them. Inspo: Bo from the Epic Tales of Captain Underpants.

Henrietta: Spunky, doesn't care for rules, bouncing with life and motivation and is just a cool old lady! She and Toby are partners for life and crime! Although, unlike og Hannah, she does have the ability to calm herself down and stay focused. Also fuck the police haha. Inspo: Madame Foster from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.

Hannah: Is basically that fun teacher, parent or relative that you meet at some point in your life. She loves to teach new engines or coaches how to be Really Useful while also teaching them how to relax and to have a good time when your work is done! Is besties with James. They love to shit talk about modern society. She does not get along with Edward, there's something about him that feels off whenever she looks at him in the face.... Inspo: Two From TPOT.

Emily: Instead of Henry being one of the First Three engines on Sodor, she instead takes his place! Which means, she was a guy when Sodor just had its own railway. She didn't have any mechanical problems but she was horribly miserable inside because of her gender dysphoria. Fed up, pissed at everybody and everything and bites more than she chews. (Literally) So she would often vent to Gordon or Edward about her problems. Eventually, Emily was sent to Crewe to be given gender reassignment surgery. Once she was done, she felt like a new engine completely! It seemed like all of the world's problems just disappeared in a snap! Loves to collect gems and crystals from the quarry or mines. Is now determined, amiable and huffs and puffs! Inspo: Frankie Foster from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.

Henry: Fatherly, generous and is an excellent shoulder to cry on. Instead of having trouble burning coal, he now has problems with his wheels and brakes. They either don't let him move, let him move too soon, don't allow him to stop or can't let him stop at all. The infamous Flying Kipper crash actually happened due to the tender engine's brakes not working at the last second. Repairs were made to fix the wheels and the brakes. Still loves nature but is now interested in sea life. Inspo: Mr. Ree from The Epic Tales Of Captain Underpants

Alfred: Sure, he still might be snobbish, arrogant and rude. But this time, he actually has a hidden heart of gold that somehow nobody has seen yet. Not even Gordon, the optimist that than happens to know everybody on the island! That all changed when a little green tank engine came to the railway. As quick as a fox landing headfirst into the snow and then getting stuck in it, Alfred and Percy quickly formed one of the most brotherly bonds that the quaint island has ever seen. He helped, defended and hanged out with Percy whenever the pair had time to see each other. However, the pair were unfortunately taken away from one another when Alfred voluntary sacrificed himself in a raging fire and got burned alive. Inspo: Mr. Krupp from Captain Underpants.

Timothy: He may look like a nice and harmless fellow, but don't be fooled. He is actually one of the most abusive and callous engines to ever exist. According to Thomas, he was known to be physically and verbally abusive towards his younger brother and constantly terrorized him. And was the only reason why Thomas started inventing new items, it was to protect himself from Timothy. Died when he got pushed off by Thomas on a bridge and fell into a rapid stream below. Inspo: Terrence from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.

This some serious gourmet writing advice.

How To Write A Chase Scene

Before anyone takes off running, the reader needs to know why this matters. The chase can’t just be about two people running, it’s gotta have a reason. Is your hero sprinting for their life because the villain has a knife? Or maybe they’re chasing someone who just stole something valuable, and if they don’t catch them, it’s game over for everyone. Whatever the reason, make it clear early on. The higher the stakes, the more the reader will care about how this chase plays out. They’ll feel that surge of panic, knowing what’s on the line.

Sure, a chase scene is fast, people are running, dodging, maybe even falling. But not every second needs to be at full speed. If it’s too frantic from start to finish, the reader might get numb to the action. Instead, throw in some rhythm. Use quick, sharp sentences when things get intense, like someone stumbling or almost getting caught. But then slow it down for a second. Maybe they hit a dead end or pause to look around. Those brief moments of slow-down add suspense because they feel like the calm before the storm kicks up again.

Don’t let the setting just be a backdrop. The world around them should become a part of the chase. Maybe they’re tearing through a marketplace, dodging carts and knocking over tables, or sprinting down alleyways with trash cans crashing behind them. If they’re running through the woods, you’ve got low-hanging branches, roots, slippery mud, and the constant threat of tripping. Describing the environment makes the scene more vivid, but it also adds layers of tension. It’s not just two people running in a straight line, it’s two people trying to navigate through chaos.

Running isn’t easy, especially when you’re running for your life. This isn’t some smooth, graceful sprint where they look cool the whole time. Your character’s lungs should be burning, their legs aching, maybe their side starts to cramp. They’re gasping for air, barely holding it together. These details will remind the reader that this chase is taking a real toll. And the harder it gets for your character to keep going, the more the tension ramps up because the reader will wonder if they’ll actually make it.

Don’t make it too easy. The villain should almost catch your hero or the hero should almost grab the villain. But something happens last second to change the outcome. Maybe the villain’s fingers brush the hero’s coat as they sprint around a corner, but they manage to slip out of reach just in time. Or maybe your hero almost gets close enough to tackle the villain, but slips on some gravel, losing precious seconds.

And Don’t let the chase end in a way that feels too predictable. Whether your character gets away or is caught, it should be because of something clever. Maybe they spot a hiding place that’s almost impossible to notice, or they use their surroundings to mislead their pursuer. Or, the person chasing them pulls a fast one, Laying a trap, cutting off their escape route, or sending the hero down the wrong path. You want the end to feel earned, like it took quick thinking and ingenuity, not just dumb luck or fate.

if you have any questions or feedback on writing materials, please send me an email at Luna-azzurra@outlook.com ✍🏻

Happy 40th Anniversary Ttte!

Have some pictures of the og Steam Team! (I love these little sillies so much)

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 399:

Alice: So, do you think I should be called "Al" as a nickname? Like how "Ed" is a nickname of Edward?

Toby: Oh! I think it's a great idea sweetie! Sure!

*Percy is in the distance wearing the cursed Sonrisas that he got on Ebay*

Percy: Hehe, this is going to be fun. >:)

*Percy then walks up to Alice and taps her shoulder. As soon as she turns around, she gets welcomed by the damned Sonrisas mask that Percy is wearing*

Alice: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!? WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!? WHERE DID YOU GET THIS!?!?!?!?

Toby: Percy!!!! Don't do that!!!!!

Alice: Fuck this, I had enough. I had fucking enough. *Grabs a knife*

Percy: Wait hold up Edward, I can explain-

*Percy screams like a child while Alice is chasing them, trying to stab them. All the while Toby is trying catch up to the two*

Percy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!! I'M GONNAA DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Alice: HOW DO I STAB YOU?!?! YOU'RE SO QUICK FOR NO REASON!!!!!! LET ME STAB YOU-

Toby: NO EDDIE!!!!!! YOU DON'T STAB MY SON AT ALL!!!!!!!!