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Pepper: It looks like it's gonna be a white Christmas this year!

Tony: It's supposed to rain on the 24th

Pepper, covering Morgan, Peter, Harley and Nebula's ears:

A defensive Vision covering Wanda's ears:

Natasha covering Clint's ears:

Bucky and Steve struggling to cover each other's ears:

Stephen: STOP.

Tony: I thought you liked the shells kraft dinner?

Peter: I'm trying something new like you said

Tony: but-

Peter: THIS IS ME EXPANDING MY PALLET, DAD.

Ned: When you first meet someone and it's new and exciting, you know that feeling?

Peter: No. No, see, when I first meet somebody it's mostly panic, anxiety and a great deal of sweating.

Harley: why are you giving us tips on how to save money?

Tony: I'm preparing you for the future

Peter: aren't you a billionaire?

Tony: I may be, but that doesn't mean I'm inheriting any of my money to you two.

Peter: I'm depressed

Tony: I got bread

Peter:

Tony:

Peter: I mean... Sure, but how is that supposed to help?

Tony: I DON'T KNOW. I was gonna tell you I got bread but you interrupted me-

Shut up, you're older than Sesame Street.

- Peter to Tony

Tony: JESUS PETER, WE SENT YOU TO GET MCDONALDS AND NOW YOU'RE IN NEED OF A MAJOR SURGERY!!?? WHAT HAPPENED?!!

Peter, in a hospital bed: I was Mc-hit by a Subaru.

Tony:

Tony: Don't do the surgery.