Incorrect Tony Stark And Peter Parker - Tumblr Posts
Tony: I thought you liked the shells kraft dinner?
Peter: I'm trying something new like you said
Tony: but-
Peter: THIS IS ME EXPANDING MY PALLET, DAD.
Harley: why are you giving us tips on how to save money?
Tony: I'm preparing you for the future
Peter: aren't you a billionaire?
Tony: I may be, but that doesn't mean I'm inheriting any of my money to you two.
Harley: You look absurd in that suit.
Tony: I have apples.
Tony: do you want an apple?
Peter: I'm depressed
Tony: I got bread
Peter:
Tony:
Peter: I mean... Sure, but how is that supposed to help?
Tony: I DON'T KNOW. I was gonna tell you I got bread but you interrupted me-
Tony: Who the hell turned off the wifi?
Peter:
Shut up, you're older than Sesame Street.
- Peter to Tony
Tony: JESUS PETER, WE SENT YOU TO GET MCDONALDS AND NOW YOU'RE IN NEED OF A MAJOR SURGERY!!?? WHAT HAPPENED?!!
Peter, in a hospital bed: I was Mc-hit by a Subaru.
Tony:
Tony: Don't do the surgery.
Tony: I'm quitting cold turkey
Peter:
Peter: Who the fuck eats it cold.