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Just Putting This Out There:
just putting this out there:
do men realize how much power they give women when they ask for a blow job? i mean honey your dick is in her mouth treat her with respect or get castrated, bitch.
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concept:
a millennial figures out they somehow have superhuman abilities but decides to NOT go around and save people because hell man they're on a full-ride scholarship for college and they need to pass or else they sure as hell can't pay for tuition
doctor doom can fucking wait cuz this bitch has gotta finish a 10 page essay in 12 hours and they're only typed out the title
say ayo if pt.2
say ayo is you have an innate fear of the basement, not because there's actually anything scary down there, just because it seems pretty spooky
haha, confront my emotional baggage?
what do i look like, a concierge?
the ultimate power move:
bring a shampoo bottle full of yogurt to the airport in your carry on. when the tsa agent tells you to throw it away, make direct eye contact with them as you uncap the bottle and chug the entire thing.
you will terrify them into submission