Why Am I Doing This - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

Me: *doing something and minding my own business*

Anxiety: Well...Hello

Me: Don’t

Anxiety: I would be a shame if...

Me: No please

Anxiety: You would start to think about all of the embarrassing thing you did since your birth...andstartcryinginthemiddleoftheclass

Me:...Well fuck


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4 years ago

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never


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9 months ago

I'd 6 or 8. 2 is a fucking disaster! Why would anyone want to have Tezcatlipoca behind them?! Who would want that?! 1 would have been better if Tzecatlipoca wasn't so damn close, but I'll take one and still be there. Ahura Mazda could knock out Tez if he gets too out of control. 3 and 5 are big "No, no"! 4 is good if you enjoy putting down Bael and Mephistopheles, otherwise, you'll have no self-esteem and would want to off yourself before the end of the flight. 7 can be good if Michael just his little mouth.

Which Seat Are You Taking?

Which seat are you taking?


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9 months ago

I'm currently changing up my tumblr again lol. Making new masterlist bc apparently I'm writing for skz too. New posts are coming up with new masterlists and basic infos


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2 years ago

literally writing the part 2 for the devil said and im cringing at myself so hard omfg why is smut so hard to write

anyways, look out for part 2 of tds and feel free to send me any asks!!


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"Is it normal that I hate having friends? Even good friends? Is there something wrong with me?

Let me explain...I get very sick of routine in general and I hate structure/security/predictability in life. I hate waking up in the same house, going to the same job, the same school, seeing the same people, having the same family and friends...I hate it. I feel like a robot. I change friends constantly because I hate having them. I like getting to know lots of different people but I don't like having actual friends or relationships. Once I get to know you, you're not interesting to me anymore and I'm done with you.

I also change myself constantly. I get bored of being the same person. I'm a free spirit, I want to be a new person every day and be around people who don't know me and I can be anything and anyone around them because I have no known past and no reputation. I hate when people know things about me or my past, it's constricting. I hate when people expect me to act a certain way. I like to be around people who have no expectations for me so I can be ANYONE I want. I want to be FREE. Is this wrong? Is it normal? Everybody I've ever told this to things I'm crazy. Most people seem to have a need for a secure, stable life with some sort of routine and commitment. Oh, and I don't want to get married or have children because I can't be tied down to anyone." - unknown


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2 years ago

nope there IS a third 69

hehe

there's a 69 in my sudoku


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8 years ago

Common World Domination

The entire world? WELL THEN...

pol-lop - Hey, porn is pretty cool.

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4 years ago

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing


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1 year ago

AWR NAWR I MISSED PRESIDENTS DAYYY

I was gonna talk about all my dudes and the crazy stuff they did and how cool they'd be if they WERENT SLAVE OWNERS even though it was normal for the time like rlly man?! But anyways I was busy with homework so uh appreciate my homework doodles because yes (I'm sorry y'all I'll do actual blog stuff later)

(homework doodles BC yes)

(and yes guys, America is the country that's gonna run out of oil) #MURICA🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🔥🔥🔫🔫

(I'm saying that as if I don't run an amrev blog)

ANYWAYS, TAGS GO BRRR BECAUSE IM A SMALL ACCOUNT AND NOBODY WILL SEE THIS IF I DONT( Also hiiiiiii mom idk if you finally found my acc but if you did then uh hiiiii... 👍👍)


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9 months ago

I did some funny art shitpost shipart collab with my friend C4su4l_D3v14nt on Discord, or Adam.

Behold, Loomigrove or Hargroomis, Billy Loomis x Billy Hargrove art. (I drew Loomis)

I Did Some Funny Art Shitpost Shipart Collab With My Friend C4su4l_D3v14nt On Discord, Or Adam.

And here's a YCH drawing for anyone's OC if you want your OC getting attacked by Billy/j

I Did Some Funny Art Shitpost Shipart Collab With My Friend C4su4l_D3v14nt On Discord, Or Adam.

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8 months ago

Joked about making a digital "hear me out" cake and now I'm sitting here wondering what flavor cake to pick for this nonsense while gathering up pictures to slap on it


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2 years ago

I know this is cringe but… we don’t have a lot of pregnant William Afton. I get it Mpreg is probably not the best idea to discuss with FNAF because of in the flesh however we have Mpreg of Bonnie,springtrap,and even glamrock Freddy. But there’s less Mpreg of William Afton but I seen some on Tik Tok and one fanfic that I don’t remember but not much on here.

I Know This Is Cringe But We Dont Have A Lot Of Pregnant William Afton. I Get It Mpreg Is Probably Not

Yeah I know that you may get flashbacks from Bunny Call obviously but I don’t see an uprising of William Afton Mpreg so now I have an epic challenge coming right now starting this Tuesday.

I don't want the holy water!

Also you don’t have to do it since I’m asking y’all to do this.

check out my recent posts please!

Also I’m bored and I just don’t know what else to post than this.


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11 months ago

You know boiled scrambled and fried wasn’t the only tale that featured Mpreg.

scp-wiki.wikidot.com
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

Yes that’s right there’s another one that isn’t talked about much either. Yeah I’m so sorry for what I did but… I think we all know that boiled scrambled and fried is an Mpreg fanfic about SCP-049 giving birth to SCP-049-J. As if things can’t get worse but I found this. Pretty much about Mpreg also. Honestly I’m not spoiling anything since I really don’t want to subject your ears to this either. Yes I’m an SCP fan myself so honestly if other scp fans want to read this tale then go ahead if you are prepared for Mpreg.

Everyone please don't panic

Please don’t even kill me for recommending this tale since there could be more tales about Mpreg in the SCP Foundation and the SCP Foundation doesn’t really have a canon. Seriously I’m actually surprised that I remember this since I only read it once and ‘forgot’ about it. But since I remember Boiled Scrambled and Fried, I somehow realized I haven’t forgotten about this either due to the hilarity of this. Don’t even ask about what’s even about since it’s about Mpreg.

The author of Boiled Scrambled and Fried:

I’m sorry for even showing everyone that there’s more Mpreg tales in the SCP Foundation but if anyone else finds another one other than Boiled Scrambled and Fried and One Bad Mother than please repost this post or comment down below. Honestly if people never thought that Boiled Scrambled and Fried was the only mpreg tale in the SCP Foundation website then maybe we could make more Mpreg fanfiction about the SCP Foundation.


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5 years ago
I Was In A Really Peaceful Mood The Other Day And Started This. Something Happened To My Art Program
I Was In A Really Peaceful Mood The Other Day And Started This. Something Happened To My Art Program

I was in a really peaceful mood the other day and started this. Something happened to my art program and so there’s two different versions. Take your pick. 

Why are pompason chairs  so freaking hard to draw?  tHe pErSpEcTiVe- 

I ended up giving up-


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