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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #33

MC: And now for a gay update with Asmo and Solomon. 

Asmo: Getting gayer. 

MC: Thank you, Asmo.

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #36

Asmo: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? 

MC: We're chopsticks! 

Asmo: Well... that's cute! 

Asmo: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? 

Belphie: No, it means that if you take one away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #43

Asmo: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. 

Asmo: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

Random (pop culture) psychology headcanon #14

Asmodeus (from Obey me!) has Narcissistic personality disorder.

Barbatos could be so attractive...

Barbatos from Obey Me could be so fucking attractive. And he is in the cards Not just him, but most of the cast. Like they all have such good designs that are accentuated in a lot of their cards

(ignore the quality)

But look at them! They're so pretty and it's so fun to admire! Then...there's their sprites in the main gameplay.

I can't take them seriously...

*The brothers waiting for me at the cafeteria expecting me to show up in a wedding dress for monday of spirit week*: where's MC?

*Me bursting through the cafeteria doors in a tuxedo 'caus Majolish ran out of wedding dresses*: 'sup!

Lowkey think about it tho, like do you know how many RAD students are gonna storm Majolish for wedding atire-

*Click for better quality*

(SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY STYLUS IV'E BEEN DRAWING NON STOP-)

(Please forgive my drawing this is the first time I've drawn any of the brothers or the OMSWD boys in general-)

So I had a daydream about what would happen if me (as the player) were to be sucked into the game and meet my Mc and the whole OMSWD gang.

(Ngl I'd probably be REALLY cautious like bruh if you were placed in Hell you'd be too-)

Since I'm a lot younger than my Mc I'd probably look like their little sister, add that to my height and well...you get the idea.

What would you guys do if ya'll got sent into the game?

• Gambler's Thrill •

(This is just an old scenario I sent to my friend where MC is good at gambling. Basically they're based off of Yumeko from Kakegurui. Keep in mind I'm in no way shape or form a writer excuse my crackfic😅)

"MC-chaaaan!"

Judging by the honorifics I knew right away that it was Levi so I yelled a short come in and there stood the self proclaimed yucky otaku in all his glory.

"Did ya need something Levi?"

Said boy nodded vigorously and pulled me off my bed.

"Me and the others are doing a game night in the living room right now! You should come to you know, hehe seeing as you're doing nothing"

The curious look I gave him urged him to continue.

"We usually have game nights like these every month! It'd probs be more fun if you tagged along"

"So game as in uh... video games?"

"Gah! I wish that were the case cause if it was then I'd win every time! but it's just mostly card games and what not, and there's the occasional betting that surprise surprise Mammon wins every time"

My face lit up at the mention of card games, it's nothing to brag but I REALLY enjoy card games, especially Blind Man's Bluff.

"Sure I'll go with"

He instantly grabbed my hand and dragged me towards the House of Lamentation's living room. The brothers were already playing and judging by Asmo's expression, he was losing. Sweat was forming on the side of his face while Mammon on the other hand was grinning, widening by the second.

"hAHA! I WIN AGAIN! sweet sweet grimm come to papa!"

He bent over the table to grab the stack of grimm on Asmo's side, said demon was sobbing in the corner after loosing so much money. I leaned over the couch to get a better view, eyeing the giant stack of grimm next to Mammon.

"Good evening MC, are you joining us tonight?"

Satan looked at me with curiosity, I nodded in response seeing as I'm more focused on the next match between Mammon and Lucifer. Satan nodded and turned his attention back to the game.

As the game progressed I was sure Lucifer had the upper hand but one move from Mammon turned the whole round to his favor, in rare moments like these do I see the Avatar of Pride in distress, I mean if you bet 1,000,000 grimm you'd also be stressing how to win it back.

Lucifer sighed in defeat as mammon placed a Queen of Hearts.

"Hmm.. it seems you've won again Mammon, I wouldn't be surprised seeing as you ARE the Avatar Of Greed"

Satan was humming happily beside me seeing as Lucifer lost to Mammon. Mammon for the umpteenth time bent over the table to grab the new stack of grimm from Lucifer's side of the table.

"HAHA! Gah if I keep this up I might as well destroy the Devildom economy! HA!"

Laughing obnoxiously as he added the new stack of grimm to his side. I left my spot behind the couch and walked over to the other side.

"Hey Mammon! Can I play a round with you?"

He stopped laughing and eyed me as if I grew another head, I felt a tap on my shoulder to see Levi give a nervous laugh.

"Uhhh MC... I know I was the one who invited you but I think you shouldn't gamble with Mammon of all people"

I pat his shoulder assuring him I know what I'm doing, he let out a huff and just sat down.

"Yes MC darling, we wouldn't want you going bankrupt after one gamble with Mammon... he is the Avatar of Greed you know"

Beel was hovering over Asmo, mouth stuffed with food, nodding in agreement. I gave them an assuring smile and turned back to Mammon who was counting grimm by stack.

I coughed to get his attention and he looked back up at me.

"A'right MC tell you what, I'll play a round with ya, but that doesn't mean I'll go easy on ya!"

"Sure as long as I get to play I'm happy"

I sat down in front of him as we began to place our bets.

"Since you challenged The Great Mammon! I'll let you place your bet first"

Feeling brave tonight I placed every grimm I had on the table amounting to...

"3 million grimm"

The brothers simultaneously looked at me with wide eyes. I even herd Beel's food drop to the floor and I glanced at the now Awake Belphie.

"MC... surely you know who you're up against correct?"

I felt the slight concern in Lucifer's voice as I smiled at him and assured him I know exactly what I'm getting into. Mammon's grin widened at the prospect of earning such large amounts of grimm in one round. He let out a chuckle and placed his own bet on the table

"Y'never cease to amaze me MC! HAHA! Y'know what! I'll bet your amount two fold"

Brimming with confidence Mammon placed twice my amount on the table all the while still giddy at himself.

"So, shall we begin?"

-Time Skip-

"H...how in the..."

Mammon sat there in absolute disbelief. His eyes widening at the sight of the royal flush in front if him. He'd be lying if he said he was the only skocked. Belphie almost fell off the couch as Levi quickly pulled out his D.D.D posting a status update on his social media

"LMAO! The Great Avatar Of Greed got his ass handed to him by A human in a round of poker!"

Mammon grabbed the edges of the table, his sweat dripping on to the playing card in his hand. Not once in his existence was he beaten in a gamble. He even used every dirty trick in the book! And yet here he was experiencing his first ever crushing defeat. Heck! Lucifer would've spilled his wine if it weren't for his reflexes. But the one who was the most shocked besides Mammon was the cynical fourth brother of wrath.

"Guys... you don't understand"

All heads turned to Satan as he spoke up after recovering from his shock.

"Mammon was playing dirty and yet...MC....still won"

Mammon flinched at the fact that he was exposed. He gingerly glanced at MC only to see her smiling without a care. Beel closed his mouth and softly asked the girl,

"M-MC...how?"

Despite the lack of words in his question, said human seemed to understand and explained.

"Honestly...when I realized Mammon was using underhanded tricks, I wasn't the least bit surprised....Because let's be real here, how could've he maintained his win streak for so long?"

Mammon was at a loss for words,he watched his 6 million grimm being taken by MC's hand beaming happily. Lucifer regained his composure and sat down his wine glass.

"W-well... I guess this goes to show that no matter how good you are there will always be someone... better"

The brothers went silent when they herd a small giggle erupt from the victorious girl, the giggle turned into full on laughter as she clutched her stomach. When she calmed down she looked at Mammon with absolute delight,

"Mammon... why don't we play again"

A million thoughts ran through his head as he herd her offer. Was she mocking him? Is she really that confident in her skill?

"You know... I don't care if you cheat at this point, Iv'e played against people slyer than you before,and you know what..."

He nervously looked up and let out a small what at the girl.

"It just makes the risk all the more interesting... enough to get me high on it"

Now that Mammon was looking clearly at MC, he saw that what he coined as confidence earlier was something much, much more than that. She was oozing with unwavering pride, pride that could even rival Lucifer's, pride that... when you experience first hand is almost terrifying.

Mammon did a double take on her face as he noticed her expression wasn't her usual calm one... it was replaced with something else entirely, replaced with someone who enjoys and gets high with thrill, the thrill of the very thing he was proud of...the thrill...of gambling.

"So.. how 'bout it Mammon"

The smirk on her face growing with each second...Mammon was frozen in his spot, all the brothers in the same state.

"Let's play again"

(Excuse me while I cringe at this insomnia induced crackfic and crappy sketch I did a few months ago that I did to go with the fic)

Reformed temper-mental bunch

Satan,Deuce and Juza

Beauty kings

Asmodeus,Vil and Azuma

Shady Mcshady

Solomon, Azul and Utsuki

Gaming buds

Levi,Idia,Itaru and Banri

Strict disciplinary implementors

Lucifer,Riddle and Sakyou

Smol and sassy trio

Luke,Epel, and Yuki

*click for better quality*

(So I recently watched a My R animatic on youtube by 'minteadoodles' and I got hit with angst drive and yeah 😅 so here have some My R doodles with my MC)

I just realized that this was the first time I've ever drawn belphegor

*click for better quality*

(So I recently watched a My R animatic on youtube by 'minteadoodles' and I got hit with angst drive and yeah 😅 so here have some My R doodles with my MC)

•Demon Brothers as Songs covered by Amalee cuz why not•

(I really love her work and if you havn't listened to her pls go check her out she's AMAZING)

These are all just my personal opinion please don't come for me-

•Lucifer

Cruel Angel's Thesis

-I dunno I just feel like it suits him

•Mammon

Question

-Boi this could be a song for any confused tsundere trust me

•Leviathan

Snow Fairy

Leviathan needs his fairy, his HENRY so yeah

•Satan

Seven Deadly sins

-Y'know the part where they're counting numbers and dictating insults? Yeah that

•Asmodeus

Sakura Kiss

-Ok but hear me out the LYRICS especially in the climax just describes Asmo's pursuit for MC

•Beelzebub

Voracity

-Honestly it's literally in the title

•Belphegor

Again

-I assure you it all kinda makes sense after the first chorus

•Bonus•

•My MC

Goya Na Machiawase

"Trapped in a room that has never been warm" Boi do you know how cold those family issues can make a room !? Mc was stuck in the House of Lamentation with unresolved problems and THEY had to stretch their OWN cold hand to help resolve that cold room

•The Snapping•

(I had sudden angst drive and I’ve always wanted to have my own take at the whole ‘MC Lilith identity crisis thing’ because it’s not too far from the truth. I’m in no way a writer so excuse my insomnia induced fic)

She did try to be patient, oh lord Diavolo if they only knew how she truly felt about the whole ordeal they’ll despise her for sure won’t they. The first week was fine, the name dropping was an honest mistake. By the second week she still gets called Lilith, ok this’ll surely end. The third week it was as if they weren’t even trying to hide it. Satan at the very least never called her by the name she came to despise. Oh to be called by her own name, such a selfish request isn’t it? The fourth week was where everything went downhill.

“Lilith can you-“

“She’s dead you know that right”

The brothers looked at MC, some were mouth agape. The tension in the dining room grew thicker than blood as Belphie scoffed at her.

“Look it was an honest mistake alright? Why do you have to be so blunt about something sensitive?”

MC raised a brow as if challenging the seventh born. She puts down her fork and looked at him directly.

“Oh I’m truly sorry, I shouldn’t have spoken about something we’ve already discussed for a significant amount of time”

The sarcasm dripped viciously from her voice before she calmly drank from her glass.

“In fact, I should’ve kept quiet while I watch you all call me by a name I never associated with myself to begin with”

Asmodeus started feeling anxious and tried to intervene

“MC darling we-“

“Oh no no no please excuse me! It’s not like you all only started actually caring for me because I have your DEAD sister’s blood in me right?”

Her emphasis on the word garnered a violent reaction from Lucifer as he slammed his hands on the table.

“ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE! SPEAK OF HER ILLY LIKE THAT AND I’LL-“

“And you’ll what Lucifer? It’s not like you can do anything to me since I have your sister’s blood in me”

Lucifer lowered his hand as MC’s sickeningly sweet smile turned into a twisted grin.

“Or is it perhaps that’s the ONLY reason you’ll spare me, after all I’m merely a descendant of your sister aren’t I ?”

Lucifer hoped his subtle nod went unnoticed but alas he unknowingly boiled MC’s blood as she stood up from her seat.

“The more I think about it, that’s the only thing you all care about me don’t you?”

Mammon felt desperation as he choked back whatever excuse he intended to say. Satan glanced cautiously between his brothers as if almost provoking them to prove MC right. Leviathan tried to speak up but his own anxiety kept stopping him. Beelzebub on the other hand only made matters worse as he desperately grabbed on to MC’s jacket.

“Lili-“

“Call me that name one more time and I swear I’ll never even look at any of your general directions at all”

The suffocating silence ate them as MC looked at all of them bitterly.

“I’d like to at least thank Satan for treating me the same way, for treating me as MC the exchange student and not the descendant of someone who’s been six feet underground for centuries”

She strutted out of the dining room not before looking back at them over her shoulder.

“Don’t even come near me if you’re looking for Lilith’s blood, I’ll request Lord Diavolo to move me to purgatory hall where they’ll treat me as me”

The unfinished food on her plate was the only sign that MC was ever there as six of the brothers felt nothing but guilt crawl on their backs.

...Because some of them knew deep down that she was right...

Edit 1: why are you all liking this I’m scared-

Edit 2: The continuation is out now!

how do you think would the demon bros feel if you offered them a mamon?? idk im bored and hungry also haha. would they eat balut tho (nag suroy nasad si kuya haha)

Ohhh I see u 👀Probably something like this:

Lucifer:

“Mamon? Ma-“ you’re gonna have to teach him the proper way to eat, which is with your hands and not with a fork and knife 🍴

Mammon:

“OI! What’s this? Has my greatness reached your homeland that they made mercy of me?” Cue the smacking and feeding him the mamon because you kinda smacked him too hard 😅

Levi:

“I don’t want something with that scum’s name-“”They have a strawberry version 😮” fanboys at how the strawberry flavor tastes like that one limited edition ruri-chan cupcake.

Satan:

“Oh? I honestly can’t tell if this is a cupcake or muffin but if you’re the one giving it to me I supposed it shouldn’t be that bad” later learns to eat it as a stress food because of the variety of fillings & non fillings.🧁

Asmo:

“Oh thank you darling~ I’ve herd of this infamous snack from a few oriental demons! Apperantly it’s said to be as soft as an angel’s bosom!” Asmo absolutely adores how soft it is and how easy it is to eat it without ruining his makeup, (his favorite is also the strawberry change my mind)🍓

Beel & Belphie:

“Beel it was supposed to be for the two of us””*munch* sorry bewphie *bewphie*” you had to bring Belphie another one becasue Beel ate his share but these two love the general size of one Mamon,(trust me mammon’s ego skyrocketed the moment he herd Belphie say “wow this tastes pretty good”☀️🌙

As for the balut well...

They never questioned why MC was able to adapt to Devildom cuisine in such a short period of time 😊😊😊

|Small tidbit angst before I go to bed|

(Credits to @minami--chan for the idea 😅 Treat this as a very small and short warm up for my post tommorow )

Baby we built this house on memories

Take my picture now, & shake it till’ you see it

“M-MC...please don’t leave-“

“Asmodeus...you all knew very well what you and your brothers were doing yes?”

The ice cold glare garnered nothing but guilt in the Avatar of Lust.

“All those things we’ve all been through, the memories we’ve made in The House of Lamentation...were they memories you made with Lilith’s descendant?”

And when your fantasies, become your legacy...

“In what twisted fantasy were you all living on? That I’d sit here and silently take in all this misplaced affection?” The human picked up their bags and walked out the door, not before glancing over the brothers over her shoulder.

“...Promise me a place, In your House of memories.”

And with those words, the human left the House that would be a distant memory.

• Realization before Reconciliation •

Hngggggg Gomen Gomen Gomen

I tried getting this out on my birthday but schooldwork said No💙

And I feel really bad that this is all I can give ✋. Anyways who knows.

Tagging: @cherryxart, @anuswaterlily, @raymiazaki, @dittoqueeno, @thatweirdomidas, @bnhastakenover, @jae-tries-writting-stuff, @nightcore-re-val

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...

“Psst! MC wake up!”

The human groaned as she sat up from the white sheets of her bed. Ah, that’s right...

She’s a resident of purgatory hall now.

How long has it been...a month now? She’d rather not keep track honestly, that day she left the House of Lamentation, carrying her bags and never looking back, was it the right choice?

“Ah! Sorry Luke, I’m coming don’t worry!”

She groggily stood up, quickly getting changed into a more casual outfit before treading out of the room to meet the other exchange students.

“You’re finally awake MC.”

Simeon gave his usual serene smile while solomon only crossed his arms and chuckled.

“Let’s go, we’re meeting up with satan at the place correct?”

“Yeah! Just let me go grab my D.D.D real quick.”

The device was plugged in prior to charge before the human pocketed it, dismissing the notification as the four of them treaded out the doors of Purgatory Hall.

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How long has it been?

Mammon was slumped over the edge of his bed, scrolling through his D.D.D, taking in every old picture and selfie he took the last few months.

The months he spent with the human. He pushed back his hair and let out a frustrated groan at the memory of the exchange student. Damn his stupidity, damn his ignorance, damn his selfishness, damn his greed, damn everything about him for not realizing that his human was hurting. Honestly, What did he feel about the whole ordeal? Would things be different had he noticed the subtle changes in her routine? Everything frustrated him to no end. The day she left... does he even remember what happened then. That day was still vivid, the venom that seeped out of the human’s gaze when he tried to chase after her through the door was still engraved in his mind, and he hated it. But what he hated more was how he just gave up on the spot, watching her leave the gates with her bags.

He stood up to go grab a drink from the kitchen, abruptly opening his door garnering a loud crash through the air.

“Tsk Mammon!”

The fourth born stood their with eyes squinting. He caught the door with his bare hands, which showed the almost accidental crashing had it not been for his reflexes.

“Satan bud you scared me.”

His azure blue eyes flickered to his brother’s attire, is he going somewhere?

“Where’re you headed?”

“It’s none of your business, tell the others i'll be going home late tonight”

His usually calm tone dripped with spite as he marched down the velvet ebony staircase, his coat trailing behind him leaving the Avatar of Greed to his own devices.

“Tsk...jeez what’s his problem…”

He ran his hand through his stark white locks, treading towards the kitchen to get his mind off of everything so far.

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“Hey Luke! slow down”

The human chuckled while being pulled by the angel, the child had a skip to his step as he whined even more.

“Oh c’mon MC! I can’t wait any longeeer. We might lose our seats if we don’t make it there in time!”

The white haired wizard gave a chuckle whilst Simeon pried off Luke from the other human.

“Luke it’s called a reservation for a reason, besides! We still need to wait for Satan to correct?”

The younger angel gave a pout as he crossed his arms.

“He better show up in the next five minutes or else-”

“Or else what?”

The familiar tuft of blonde hair approached the group with a wave, garnering the angel to shut up before he could say anything else.

“Fashionably late as always”

“Well as fashionable as Satan can get anyways…”

“Oh haha very funny”

An amused chuckle escaped the human’s lips as she shoved her hand in her pocket.

“Shall we get going? The cafe is a 15 minute walk from the campus’ gates”

A series of nods and grunts of agreement had the peculiar group on their merry way.

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The white haired demon pulled his hair in frustration while the Avatar of Gluttony hunched over the table behind him, stomach demonically growling in hunger as Mammon gave an exasperated sigh. The first born merely sipped his coffee as he read through whatever documents he was holding, only working there instead of his study because of the need for a change of scenery.

“Oh for hell’s sake the fridge is empty again! The cabinets ain’t in better condition either!”

Lucifer pushed back his hair as he pinched the bridge of his nose in annoyance.

“Stop complaining like a child and go ask Satan, He’s on grocery duty for this week anyways.”

“That’s the thing tho Lucifer, Satan left earlier to who knows where.”

“Tsk oh for crying out loud is there no one in this house who knows how to be half the least competent!”

Beel only sunk his head further on the table letting the hunger consume him.

“...MC would usually accompany Belphie during emergency grocery runs…”

A deafening silence wrapped the dining hall in tension, daring the occupants to make the first move.

There it goes again… that human, the former resident of the House of Lamentation. It still stung them all, was it the guilt? The guilt of not being able to ease her hurting? The guilt of being the very reason why she was hurting in the first place? The guilt of repeating history’s misdeed?

Oh how cruel of them to be so selfish.

‘Diavolo would be disappointed’

‘You had no hand in helping’

‘You’re no better’

‘You had the audacity to even smile’

‘You have the gall to even eat?”

‘You dare have the right to be angry’

The first week was a hell in of itself, Lucifer was snappier than usual, Leviathan never came out of his room, even taking his classes online rather than showing face at school, Asmodeus partied out late less than usual, it’s even noticeable by his hair that he disregarded his self care routine by a bit. Beel and Belphie took it the worst out of all of them. Beel couldn’t bear himself to eat any food MC was fond of. His appetite abnormally dropped and his palette shrunk down to mere bread and stale meat, all washed down by nothing but water. Belphie on the other hand… oh gosh Belphie , the youngest never woke up unless it was Lucifer himself who commanded him, even then he was asleep for 23 hours a day, not even giving a single care wether he understood the school material as he naturally would due to his mind going static at anything that reminded him of the Human.

The Deafening silence was broken by a loud thud from the stairs as the Avatar of envy rushed down with a rare frantic expression.

Leviathan heaved heavy breathes, reeling over to his knees in nothing but an energy drink stained sweatshirt and old sweatpants that he probably wore for a week straight. His usually unenthusiastic voice echoed throughout the dining room.

“LOOK!’

The third born shoved his D.D.D in their faces as their expressions faltered, the bright screen illuminating a shot of a candle lit dessert in front of a close eyed genuine smile they failed to keep.

And the oh so daunting caption ?

‘Happy Birthday MC’

..The mug of coffee was now shattered on the floor..

Oh how cruel of fate to torture them this way...

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Aaaand cut, the end...? Idk what’s angstier the fic or how disappointing the ending is. I don’t know how to end this honestly, that one insomnia induced fic blew up two months ago for some reason and I never had a plan in the first place 😂. The demand was high and I tried my best to deliver but I am no writer. 👉👈

Anyways thank you for all the love and feedback for this crappy mini series. I didn’t want to end this fic abruptly but alas my mind said No💙.

The prequel.

The first part.

The thought.

Bros as random Duolingo Sentences

Lucifer :

Mammon :

Leviathan :

Satan :

Asmodeus :

Beelzebub :

Belphegor :

And Bonus

MC :

Replacing the last words of Obey Me! cards to "Daddy" (Part 1)

(Disclaimer: This is made just for fun . There will be a part 2 later)

Night Pool Daddy

Soaring Daddy

Mammon Becomes Daddy

Special Daddy

The Ice Daddy

Listen To Daddy

Flea Market Love Daddys

Romance For Daddy

Looking At Daddy

Bright Like A Daddy

Angst? Drabble

Gone , you were gone . Alas the day had arrived when you finally had to embrace death and be gone forever, your soul forever lost in the depths of the underworld .

But still , he didn't believe that . Every day he expected to see you walking down the corridors of RAD , maybe even wake up with you sleeping in his arms .

But no , you were not walking down the corridors, his arms were always empty when he woke up , your sweet laughter which he loved so much was no longer echoing throughout his room .

But you would come back right? After all , goodbyes don't last forever........right?

Written for all the Obey Me characters except Luke .

Lol , I noticed that whenever someone says they hate a Obey Me character, they make the character just straight up brutal/evil in their headcannons or just straight up make 10+ posts saying why they hate the character .

[no offense (although y'all will definitely take offense)]