Regulus Being Regulus - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

James: Come on baby Black, we only live once!

Regulus: Good.

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Sirius: I just got a new dog! It’s a German shepherd. Can you guys guess its name?

Regulus: Hitler.

Sirius: his name is Padfoot.

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James: I love you Regulus.

Regulus: That’s gay.

James: WE ARE GAY-

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I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I’m going to make it obvious that I’m sad and get sadder when no one notices

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I can’t ask for help even though I’m obviously struggling

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I pretend to be better than everyone, but I know deep down, I wish I was like everyone else

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I’ve been burnt out since six

Im a Regulus kinnie, of course I rot in bed during the weekends

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I love the song Black Friday by Tom Odell

Im a Regulus kinnie, of course my search history is secretly filled with fanfics

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course me and my sibling are on a rough path.

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I have abandonment issues.

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I’m sarcastic.

Im a Regulus kinnie, of course I’m going to be the embodiment of a black cat.

I’m a Regulus Kinnie, of course I want a golden retriever partner.

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I’m learning French.

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course my family loves the fake version of me.

I’m a Regulus kinnie, if you go through my notes app, I’ll die.

Headcannon that Pandora was everyone’s wingman.

She would talk to any person for them to see if they were gay.

(BEFORE JEGULUS, DORLENE, ROSEKILLER, CAME ALONG-)

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Dorcas: “Dora… I found this girl at a party… COULD YOU MAYBE FLIRT WITH HER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS-“

Regulus: “Pandora, all I need you to do is chat up the guy and slyly mention if he likes guys…. That can kill you-“

Barty: “If you do this for me Pan, I’ll kick anyone in the balls for you-“

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*James teaching French Regulus how to salsa dance.*

*Sirius trying to teach Remus how to do the Macarena.* 

Regulus: “Please don’t tell me you don’t know the tooth fairy isn’t real-“

Evan: *Shaking his head frantically.* “Don’t say that! Pandora doesn’t know that. I’ve been pretending to be the tooth fairy.”

Pandora: “What? I already know the tooth fairy isn’t real?”

Evan: “Then who’s pillow have I been putting money under?”

Barty in the distance: “THE TOOTH FAIRY ISNT REAL?”

Regulus: “Do you want to sleep together?”

James: *Shocked and flustered.* “Oh! Yes please. My dorm or yours?”

Regulus: “We can do it at mine. 9PM, sharp don’t be late.”

James: “Yes love.”

*EXACTLY AT 9PM*

*James knocking on the door with a crop top and gray sweatpants. Spraying some cologne he stole from Sirius*

Regulus: “It’s open!”

James walking in and immediately sitting on the edge of the bed: “How do you want to start this?”

Regulus: “Just lay down.”

James: *Already doing what Regulus said.* “Then what?”

Regulus laying beside him and putting his head on his chest: “Alright goodnight.”

James: “What? I thought we were sleeping together?”

Regulus: “We are?”

James: “You gave me the wrong idea!”

Regulus understanding why he got confused: “Oh. That’s later.”

James: “What?!”

Regulus has low iron deficiency.

Don’t ask

I just know.

Regulus reading Sylvia Plath:

James reading Dr. Seuss beside him:

IMAGINE

Regulus and James adopting Harry, and teaching him both Spanish and French. Harry changes between languages to talk to either of his parents.

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(I used google translate, sorry to the people who are fluent.)

Harry talking to James: “¡Papá, quiero ir al mundo muggle y conseguir legos!”

Harry talking to Regulus: “Papa Regulus, pourquoi papa James t'appelle-t-il petite fille ?”

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Harry’s language when talking to Sirius:

Harry talking to Sirius: “Then Draco tells me I shouldn’t wear yellow because it isn’t my color? Then I said, that platinum blond don’t fit you either.”

*Harry also having hot pink sunglasses, a feather scarf, that he got from Sirius.*

Sirius nodding in agreement while painting Harry’s nails.: “You tell him baby.”

*Sirius also having the same exact outfit Harry has on.*

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Headcannon: (Modern AU) when James doesn’t have quidditch, he sleeps in. So Regulus modifies his alarms for him.

James Potter is The smiths version of Please, Please, Please let me get what i want.

Regulus is the Deftones version of Please Please let me get what I want.

I SAID WHAT I SAID1

So……. I have been getting quite the popularity lately 😨

and im here to admit something 😔🎀

I haven’t read Crimson Rivers or Art Heist Baby, or any of the sad ones 😔

IM SORRY. But i have read multiple sad ass one shots, THAT COUNTS.

I lowkey want to film myself reading these fanfics.

SO, IF YOU SEE THIS POST, PLS GIVE ME FEEDBACK. (On if i should make videos of myself reading it) (and send in some recs for fanfics that made you sob until you felt like regulus drowning)

THANK YOU AND I LOVE YOU.

Haunted by Taylor Swift, but it’s James perspective on Regulus breaking up with him because he got the dark mark.

Astronomy but it’s the Black Brothers.

(besides the lyrics about teenage love 💀)

Am i the only one who thinks Effie would be the energetic one

I see Monty as more calm, happy, likes tea.

Effie is more of a fire spirit, starts fires, and would most definitely scream and punch a wall when her team doesn’t win at quidditch.

Monty’s favorite children would be: Remus, Regulus, Evan, Pandora, and Mary

While Effie’s favorite child would be: Sirius, Barty, Marlene, Lily, Dorcas, and James.

Effie has a soft side for all her children though.

But they all prefer the side that teaches them where the secret places are in hogwarts so they can escape while doing a prank.

Monty is over here sighing and being in love with her

(She’s playing arrow roulette where she shoots an arrow up from the sky and you have to run before it hits you on its way back down. (Yes this is from grownups the movie))

Regulus giving some sort of speech: Barty Crouch Jr, when I first joined Hogwarts and was sorted into Slytherin, away from my brother, you were right there by my side.

Barty: *nods with tears in his eyes*

Regulus: and when Sirius ran away and I was left behind, you were there by my side

Barty: *nodding*

Regulus: and when I first saw James with Lily, where were you? Tell them.

Barty: By your side!!!

Regulus: By my side.

Regulus: Barty, you're a fucking jinx.

Barty: :|

Ok ok HEAR ME OUT HERE!!!

imagine it: Jegulus X The Last Letter From Your Lover AU??? like yes???

James is obviously Anthony O’Hare and Regulus is Jennifer Sterling

FTM Trans! Reg was arranged to marry someone from the Sacred 28 and his parents only allow him to transition bc they needed a male heir and then he meets James who already got Sirius out and they have the whole secret affair with the love letters. ANDDD when Reg decides to run away with him and Walburga obliviates all his memories with James after the crash. And ofc there’s the classic Black Brother Angst bc Sirius thinks that he didn’t mean enough to Reg for him to go with him when he escaped and Regulus wishes that he meant enough to Sirius to get him to stay there with him because he was scared to leave.

Bonus Points if Jegulus is slightly Enemies to Lovers bc Reg hates him for stealing Sirius from him.

Also background Wolfstar in any shape or form !!

There’s definitely more and I can’t think of it rn but feel free to add you own ideas!!

Fr tho anybody who’s seen to movie (or read the book) and wants to should definitely write this :))