Hahas - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
shoutout to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
how it really goes
dentist: *stabs my gums*
dentist: oh would you look at that you're not flossing enough
new study shows the true cause of mental illness
after hours upon hours of extensive research, i have discovered and concluded that the source of my mental issues is my brain
i have lost all motivation to exist an i will permanently delete my software in precisely 48 hours
tonight we Zest
i made a meme pls show me love
i woke up and this is the first thought that goes through my mind:
beauty is in the eye of the beholder but anyone looking at you would know you're ugly as fuck
the ultimate power move:
bring a shampoo bottle full of yogurt to the airport in your carry on. when the tsa agent tells you to throw it away, make direct eye contact with them as you uncap the bottle and chug the entire thing.
you will terrify them into submission
you exist, but at what cost?
concept:
a millennial figures out they somehow have superhuman abilities but decides to NOT go around and save people because hell man they're on a full-ride scholarship for college and they need to pass or else they sure as hell can't pay for tuition
doctor doom can fucking wait cuz this bitch has gotta finish a 10 page essay in 12 hours and they're only typed out the title
cliche movie trope #4- breaking a glass and then cutting your hand
this happens SO MUCH in romance movie plots but jfc DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO PUT UP GLASS SAFELY????? PUT ON SOME DAMN GLOVES OR GET A BROOM AND A DUSTPAN WHY ARE ALL OF YOU STUPID IDIOTS TRYING TO PICK IT UP WITH YOUR F U C K I N G H A N D S
say ayo if pt. 1
you used to think cinnamon was super sweet as a kid because of snickerdoodle cookies but instead got betrayed when you chucked a tablespoon of cinnamon into the back of your throat and proceeded to cough for two minutes straight while your family looked on in resignation
growing up? more like steadily figuring out how shit the world is and how powerless you are to change it, amirite?
stuck between kinda wanting to go vegetarian because when i think about it too hard those animals rly did die tragically but on the other hand i would kill someone for a chipotle bowl right now
"for the aesthetic," the french sob as they shove seven vowels into a word and only pronounce two of them.
c'mon guys, it's 2021. it's time to tell the difference between opinion and fact.
opinion: tea is better than coffee.
fact: sharpay evans was a lesbian dealing with compulsory heterosexuality by having a conditioned crush on troy and hyper-fixating on gabriella, her REAL crush
