How It Should Have Ended - Tumblr Posts
Tup with that cloak reminds me a lot of Jon Snow... so I'm now imagining an AU where somewhere in Westeros, Sam finds a book with a spell that saves them from terrible writing by transporting them to a galaxy far far away...
Echo base, Hoth
Jon: and she had dragons...
Fives: so?
Jon: so she was going to become a tyrant queen
Fives: why?
Jon: I... because
Fives: sure ok
Jon: ...
Fives: so you didn't kiss her then
Sam: she's his aunt!
Fives: ok ok
Jon: so you guys are fighting a tyrant king too?
Fives: Emperor
Jon: does he have dragons?
Fives: no
Jon: then what's the big deal
Echo: he's like a very powerful manipulative wizard... with a lot of money
Jon: oh shit... like Littlefinger with magic
Fives: there's a dude called Littlefinger?
Jon: what are your names again?
Fives: point taken
Echo: so how did you guys defeat your other tyrant queen
Jon: we didn't. We banded together against the bigger threat of the white walkers
Fives: *shows him a holo of a stormtrooper* these guys?
Jon: nah ours are made of ice
Echo: ice?
Sam: magic ice
Fives: so... can you melt them?
Jon: that's why we needed the dragons
Echo: you guys don't have plasma? Bombs? Liquid tibanna?
Jon: we have dragon glass
*Sam shows them an obsidian dagger*
Fives (laughing) : I can see why the dragons are so important now
Echo: do you guys want to take some bombs? Thermal detonators? We can spare a few.
Fives (has a brainwave): Tell you what, we'll trade you a gunship for that spellbook
Sam: will the bombs work against dragons?
Echo: do your dragons have impenetrable armor and get exponentially bigger when they feed on raw energy?
Jon (horrified): no.. they're just normal dragons
Echo: then yea, you're good.
Sam lets them scan the spellbook. They open a portal & fly back to Westeros in an LAAT/i armed w heavy ordonnance.
Echo & Fives study the magic files
*a few days later*
Former Jedi Temple, Coruscant
Fives, Echo & Rex burst into the Emperor's palace welding magic flaming swords and making shit float around them
Sidious: WTF
Fives: guess what you fucker? Clones weild magic now
*Echo binds him in a freezing spell while Rex chucks his magic flaming sword & impales him*
Rex: and I'm still no Jedi
THE END
Big fan of DBB’s hc of Fives where he survives and retires to start a tauntaun farm on Hoth 🥲 also, Tup’s there too because both of them deserve to live a peaceful life 🥲🥲
Redraw of them in fluffy cloaks because that’s always fun!
OMGG I CONSIDER THIS CANON. THIS IS CANON
It would've been kinda cool if right after the snap and Tony's death (and instead of that kneeling hommage from the heros in the deleted scene), we would've had a black cut to the next scene -
"Move, move, move!", somebody shouts.
We're in a hospital. Someone's pushing a mobile bed. Tony is in it, with a respirator and all. They arrive in a surgery room.
"What do we have?", Christine Palmer asks.
"Brain trauma."
"Life functions critical", somebody says.
"He's going into cardiac arrest."
Someone uses a defibrillator on him.
"He's stable."
"What about the arm?"
"Brain first."
"I'm on it", a dark voice says. Christine looks up, and it's Strange. He's wearing a surgical mask and he's putting on surgical gloves.
She smiles.
Strange holds a hand up, and the surgeon assistant gives him the tool he needs.
Strange takes a breath. Now his eyes smile.
"Mr Stark. You're not going to die."
Credits roll.
I'm sorry, I know nothing about hospitals and science and surgeries but I just wanted to point out that it would've been cool that in the end, Tony is saved by a superhero, not through superpowers, but by using his former talents, that made him as much a hero as well. And I like that it was Strange, who's kind of responsible for Tony's death (by putting them on the path of that one scenario case), but decided, whatever outcome I saw, I'm going to do everything I can to fix it - I saw the end of the fight and I know how to fix it. My part is not done yet.
Anyway. That's my interpretation.
I almost managed to keep a straight face. But then James. Fcking. Barnes!
Janet Van Dyne’s new team building exercise. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. But she keeps trying.
The Bookworm and her Fluffy Pillow
Commission.
“I’ve been shot, you selfish asshole.”
How X-Men: First Class Should Have Ended
For me, these are two of the best Marvel Universe moments captured by HISHE.
HISHE + x-men devils
I tried so many times to explain this to him. He said so many times he understood.
It was never really real.
FML
Oh God if only this dating app would stop suggesting my ex boyfriend.
This is it.
Okay, I take back my original “how I wanted TUA to end” that I made a week ago and instead I want this:
The siblings realise the world keeps ending because they’re all in the same timeline. So in order to distribute the marigold, and save the end of the world, they all have to sacrifice being a family and never see each other again.
It ends with each sibling one by one (Lila and deigo come as a pair, I don’t make the rules) as they board the subway, each to their very own timeline in which the other family members don’t exist.
It’s heartbreaking, and for a family that were split and torn at the beginning of the series, the choice being made for them is even more heartbreaking because they’re a family now more than ever. But as they board the subway, we see a montage of them all in their HAPPY timelines, the beats of “I think we’re alone now” start playing and we realise, while the Hargreeves siblings finally have their happy ending, they are in fact, alone now. Cut to black. Cue BTS images.
How Percy Jackson Should Have Ended:
Percy: OKAY, everyone! We have to prepare to fight Kronos using our strength, swords, and ancient Greek-themed weaponry!
Campers: YEAH!!!
Annabeth: Wait, why don't we just use the celestial bronze bullets we used at Mount Othrys?
Percy: That...that would actually make a lot of sense.
*An hour later, the campers quickly plow down the forces of Kronos using the celestial bronze bullets*
*At the Superhero Cafe*
Percy: And so, we took down Kronos before he could put himself in Luke's body, sent Luke to be imprisoned at Mt Olympus, and everything went great!
Superman: Well, that was totally easy.
Batman: Yeah, but don't you think by easily defeating these guys, you, in a way, inadvertently prevented some actually good things from happening.
Superman: Like maybe, meeting some other demigods, guys from other pantheons?
Percy: Who knows, dude? I mean, everything went perfectly!
Silena: Yeah, some of us could have died!
𝔓𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔫’𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔱𝔬𝔬 𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔢
~
Something soft for @morgainerae
An Unpredictable Escape Plan
The Security Guard has learned too much about Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, and he senses his death looming. So, he tries to escape by means of crawling through a vent. But nothing appears to be going to plan...
This fanfic was somewhat suggested by @gamequeenanya! I sent you the fanfic beforehand, and you gave me some wonderful praise, which I humbly appreciate. This fanfic is about the security guard in the intro of the Five Nights at Freddy's Movie. So...I hope everyone else enjoys the fanfic too! The tickles get a little intense by the end, so just a forewarning.
The security guard could feel his heart bursting out of his chest. He had learned far too much about the history of this place while on the job…He was going to die if he stayed here for even another minute…Luckily, he had managed to find a vent that had led him out to another area of the pizzeria. Using this, he was able to avoid the terrifying animatronics while escaping from the horrible place. He didn’t care about his paycheck anymore. If he was going to live another day, he would have to crawl through the cobwebs in the vents to get there.
The security guard crawled out of the vent and ran through the hall. His mind was spiraling as he tried to find an exit. Where is the exit? There’s gotta be an exit around here somewhere. This place wouldn’t be built without at least two exits. There was one entrance that could also work as an exit. But the entrance was in the middle of the pizzeria where the animatronics were! And there was no way he could escape without them getting him!
He looked forward and gasped with surprise and relief. A door?! IS THIS AN EXIT?! YES! He can finally get out of here! He was so close to smelling the cool air of the night outside! He didn’t care how freezing it was gonna be outside. Cause anything was better than being locked up and left for dead in that stupid pizzeria! SCREW YOU, ANIMATRONICS!
He reached the door and pushed the door down, expecting it to open. But when it didn’t, he tried it again. It didn’t open. No! Is it jammed?! He pushed hard on the door, hoping something would loosen. But it wasn’t working! Why isn’t it working?!
He froze in horror when he heard the humming of someone behind him. Oh no…
He slowly turned himself around, and gasped as his eyes fell on one of the animatronics! Though the shadows hid most of the animatronic’s body, he knew EXACTLY who it was.
It was Foxy! AND HE HAD CORNERED HIM! NO!
The security guard pushed on the door a few more times as he heard Foxy’s rapid footsteps coming closer. Shit, shit, shiT, SHIT, SHIT! COME ON, YOU STUPID DOOR! WHY WON’T IT OPEN?!
He turned around and leaned against the locked door, and widened his eyes as Foxy jumpscared the security guard by SCREAMING at him and making the lights flicker around him!
The security guard let out a SCREAM of his own. His body was completely frozen in place, riddled with anxiety and impending doom. He was done for…this is it! He was going to die in this old, rugged place, and no one was ever going to find his body!
Foxy picked up the security guard with its hand and its hook, and carried the security guard out of the hallway. The security guard kicked and shouted, reaching for anything to grab so he could stop Foxy from carrying him away. Anything to not be killed by the evil robots!
“HELLO?! HELLOOO?! IS ANYONE OUT THERE?! HELP ME!” He shouted in a pleading voice.
Foxy carried the security guard farther and farther down the hall and turned towards the main part of the Pizzeria. Freddy, Chica and Bonnie all turned around, and observed the Foxy animatronic carrying the security guard towards them in its arms.
“Wait…WAIT NO! PLEASE, LET ME GO!” The security guard yelled, visibly terrified. Foxy picked up the security guard and turned him around, so he was forced to face the animatronics. “Ohgod…” He muttered.
The animatronics looked at each other, almost like they were conversing. The security guard was left in the dark as the animatronics nodded their heads and ‘talked’ to each other. Then, the security guard widened his eyes as he felt a pair of eyes staring him down from above him. Was…Was Foxy staring at him?! He slowly turned to look at Foxy, before whimpering in fear. He was right…Foxy was staring him down.
And then he felt the hook and the hand adjusting themselves on his hips! He started tugging and contorting his hips every which way so that he could potentially get out in the middle of Foxy’s adjustment. But even when Foxy was adjusting, the security guard was just too weak to properly fight against this robot. The strength levels were undoubtedly unmatched, and the security guard knew that no matter how hard he tried, he would never be able to get out of Foxy’s grip…well, at least until Foxy chose to let him go.
“P-Please let go! GaAH!” He jumped and covered his mouth. Dammit…that’s embarrassing… “S-Sorry…” He mumbled.
Freddy looked up at Foxy with a tame look on its face. Then, Freddy, Bonnie and Chica looked at each other again. What were they planning now!?
Foxy adjusted its hand again, poking its hook into his hip a little deeper. Not expecting it, the security guard jumped and yelped again. “aAah-? Sohorry...” He reacted, biting his lip. He sensed that Foxy’s touches were not supposed to tickle…and yet here he was, unable to stop his reactions.
Freddy and Bonnie walked closer to the security guard. “OhnoNONO-” The security guard tensed up as the animatronics quickly puppy guarded him. “aAAAAH!” He jumped and wiggled around in surprise. “WAHAHAIT, WHAHAHAT?!” He reacted, looking down as the blue and brown fingers tweaked his sides and ribs. “HAhahahaha! Whahat ahare you do-DOHOHOIHIHING?!” He asked aloud.
Foxy’s hand and hook poked and prodded in the dips of his hips, making the security guard jolt and shake his head with laughter. The thing is, he expected them to kill him with either a hit to the head, or a stab to the back. He really did! These animatronics were perfectly capable of it, and more!
But TICKLE HIM!? He NEVER would’ve guessed that in a million years!
“Whahahat ihihis thihihis?!” He asked.
What had gotten into these animatronics?! Yes, he’d rather be tickled than killed any day! But…still, what made them change their mind? And…why could he hear children giggling nearby?!
“Helloooo?! Hehehelloohohohoo?!” He called, trying to look around for any children.
But he couldn’t see anything over these huge animatronics!
Bonnie’s fat fingers began to slowly rise up his ribcage while a little girl’s giggles began to fill the room. “He’s funny!” The little girl reacted.
“HELLOHOHOHOOO?!” The security guard called. “AHAHANYOHOHONE?!” He asked.
“Tickle his armpits!” the little girl's voice had said.
The security guard widened his eyes in horror. Excuse me, WHAT?! Who is that?! And HOW DID SHE KNOW?!
He stared up at Bonnie with widened eyes, and attempted to push the blue animatronic away. “B-Bonnie, I’m warning you. If my armpits are even touched, I…I may die.” The security guard warned.
Bonnie looked over at Freddy and tilted its head. Foxy looked down at the security guard, and looked up at Bonnie and Freddy. But then, Chica walked up and moved Bonnie and Freddy away! What was Chica gonna do to him?! Should he be scared? Or will things be okay? He didn’t know for sure.
Chica leaned over, and looked deeply into the security guard’s eyes for a moment. The security guard was thrown off by this. Why was the animatronic staring at him?! But then…Chica’s right, big hand went up and grabbed his right wrist. “W-What-” He tugged and pulled on his wrist. “What are you planning?” He asked, hoping and praying for some sort of reply.
The little girl’s laughs returned for a few moments, before his armpit was poked. “OhNOWAIT- GaHAA!” He jumped and squeezed his eyes shut, unable to stop his reactions.
His armpit was poked again, by presumably the same animatronic.
“HOLDOHON-” He reacted. “WhatdidIjuhuhustsahahay?!” He asked, laughing nervously.
…And then the finger slid down his armpit. “OhoGOHOHOD-!” He squealed and threw his head back with a laugh.
…And a slide up…
“NoNONONO-!” He wheezed and bursted out in fits of cackles.
…aaand a slide down.
“Plehehehease DOHOHOHON’T!” He wiggled and laughed hysterically.
The little boy’s laughter returned for a few moments. “He’s funny!” The boy admitted.
He opened his eyes and looked around through his laughter, still desperate to find out who that was.
“It’s a shame we have to kill him.” Another child’s voice had said.
The man widened his eyes in horror. OHGOD…The animatronics are still gonna kill him?!
“Hmmm…” Chica stopped tickling the security guard and tilted its head before turning to the other animatronics. “Maybe not…” the girl’s voice said.
The animatronics looked at Chica with surprise. The security guard closed his eyes and began to mentally pray to himself. Pleeeease let the animatronics change their minds…
Chica, Bonnie and Freddy walked back to give the security guard some space. He was still breathing somewhat heavily, still physically tired from the tickles he received. The security guard’s attention moved to the Freddy animatronic as it powered down. And…out revealed a child! Is…is this the kid that he’s been hearing?! The security guard widened his eyes and stared at the boy.
“H-Hi.” The security guard said somewhat awkwardly. “Hi there.”
The kid smiled a bit. “Hi.” The kid replied.
The security guard looked at the kid in the white shirt, and the white top hat. He looked adorable, to be honest. Innocent and sweet, especially when he’s smiling. He was already softening his expression just by looking at him.
Then, the boy looked over to the right and revealed another boy. But this time…he had a brown striped shirt on. The security guard appreciated being introduced to the children, but…he still had no idea if he was going to get out of here alive, or if they were going to witness his death.
The kid in the brown shirt began to narrow his eyes at him curiously. He walked closer to the security guard and looked them up and down, almost examining him in a way. The security guard looked at the kid in the white shirt, confused as to what the kid in the brown shirt was currently doing.
But then, the brown-shirt kid stopped his body inches from the security guard and smirked at him with some sort of twinkle in his eyes. The security guard recognized this look to be mischief. A child’s mischief at its finest. The security guard started to grow slightly nervous. Why is he so close to him? What was that grin for? What was the kid planning on doing to him!? Why was the kid planning anything?!
He looked down at his armpits, and then looked back up at the security guard. He reached his hand out, and poked his finger in the dip of the guard’s armpit. Naturally, the guard jolted and tensed up. “aAh-?!” He jumped.
The kid smirked a little wider as he dragged his finger down the armpit to his upper ribs.
The security guard could feel every part of his body jolting and struggling to get away, while slightly desperate giggles trickled out of his lungs. “Ahahahaha, c-cohohome ohohohon.” He reacted.
The kid giggled, revealing this to be the same child who was giggling while the animatronics were tickling him earlier. “They like you.” The kid admitted, looking at the other kids.
The security guard snickered and shook his head, struggling to handle the agonizingly light tickles. “Hehehehe- Thehehey dohohohoho?” He asked.
The kid nodded his head. “They like your laugh.” He told him, moving his fingers to his middle ribs. “They like your smile.” He added, scratching his 3rd and 4th rib. “They want you to live.” The kid explained.
The security guard felt like he was being toyed with. The tickles were driving him a little insane…but at the same time, he was thankful he was still being kept alive.
“Cahahahan Ihihihi?” He asked, looking down as the kid scratched his fingers on his lowest rib.
“Live?” The kid finished. “I don’t know.” He looked over at a room in the corner of the main area. “The bunny wouldn’t be happy with us if we let you go…” The boy admitted, slowing his fingers a little bit.
The security guard was still giggly, though it was a little more bearable for him. He began to pray even harder that the boys let him go. All he wanted was to be in the comfort of his home, with a cup of soup in his hand, staring at some sort of documentary on the Television.
The boy with the white walked up to the brown-shirt boy, and pushed him aside. “My turn.” He said, before skittering both his hands all over his armpits. “Kitchy kitchy koo!” The kid in the top hat declared.
The security guard threw his head back and let out a long fit of cackly laughter. “OHOHO NOHOHOHO! GAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA- AAAHAHAHAHA- P-PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE!” He shouted desperately. It sounded like he was absolutely dying at the hands of this child!
“You’re tickling him too rough.” The girl told the boy in the top hat. “You need to be gentle.” She moved his hands out of the way and tickled on his belly.
“Hehehehe! Hehehehehe- Ohohokahahay, ahaha lihihittle behehehetteheherr, buhuhuhuhut-” He said, letting out more giggles rather than hysterics.
The little girl smiled. “Like that.” She told him, stopping her fingers to let the top hat boy try.
“But that’s no fun. I’ve heard lots of giggles from him.” The boy complained, before dancing one hand on his armpit.
“Ohoho bohohoy- GaaAAHAHA!” He jumped, widened his eyes as his grin widened as well.
“I want him to laugh really hard…” The boy tickled the other armpit with his other hand. “...Like he was told the funniest joke in his life.” He admitted.
The moment his other armpit was touched and tickled, it was all over for him. He was a complete mess of cackles and laughter. “NAHAHAHAHAHA! AAHAHAHEHEHEHEE!” He laughed. “EEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE- EEEEEK! EEEHEHEEE! IHEEHEEHEE- IHI CAHAHAHAHAHAN’T!” He cackled. There was no way he could laugh harder than this. If this is what the kid wanted, he was certainly gonna get it.
“But he’s gonna pass out.” The girl warned.
“Isn’t that what the bunny wants?” The top hat boy asked.
“Well…” The boy in the brown shirt crossed his arms, just letting the other boy take over. “It would take a long time for him to pass out from laughter.” He reminded the boy.
“But…maybe we don’t have to make him pass out.” The boy in the top hat suggested. Whoever this top hat boy was, he was determined to not kill the guard.
“PLEHEHEHEASE IHIHIHIHI’M TOOHOOHOOHOO TIHIHICKLIHIHIHISH!” He begged.
“What do you suggest we do?” The boy in the brown shirt asked.
“I have a plan.” The top hat boy told them. “But we’ll only do it if the guard is on board.” He told him. “Will you let us save you? Nod your head yes, or shake your head no.” He told the guard.
He could not have nodded his head any faster. He was BEGGING to get out of here at this point…and he didn’t care how much tickling he had to endure! If it means getting out, then he’ll do it.
“Okay.” The top hat boy smiled as he dipped his fingers deeper into his armpits. “I will tickle you. I will tickle you really hard, that you get really tired. When your laugh stops, I’ll stop tickling. But when you stop, I want you to pretend you passed out.” The boy explained.
Gosh, forget pretending…He’d probably pass out right now if he could.
“Then we’ll carry you to the back…and let you go free there.” He told the guard.
The guard tried to let out a sigh of relief. But it more came out as a wheeze, than anything else. “F-Fihihihihine.” He said.
“Okay.” The top hat kid said. He nodded at the brown-shirt boy, smiling when he got a nod in response. He nodded at the girl, and smiled when she nodded back. He nodded at the rest of the kids, and smiled brightly when they nodded back. They were all in on it.
Top Hat boy continued his tickle attack for about 15-20 more minutes. In order to make this pass-out trick really work, he would have to make the security guard utterly exhausted, to the point of almost passing out. But he also had to keep up his rough tickles…because again, to make it realistic, the security guard had to sound like he was dying before ‘passing out’. So the kid dug deeper into his armpits, and tickled in other spots in order to REALLY make him scream. Though the security guard knew this was his ticket out, it was really difficult being tickled to the point of exhaustion. His body was jumpy and tense for a while…
But then…he reached a point where his body had gone completely limp…he stopped laughing altogether, and was just…silent. Only then, did the kid actually stop tickling him. Though he was supposed to pretend he was passed out, that was an unbelievably easy job for him at this stage. He could feel his eyes drooping and closing slowly. And it didn’t help that the animatronics were carrying him like a toddler. It made him feel…almost comfortable…warm…loved…
When the security guard woke up again, he gasped and got up onto his feet. Where was he?! In the street? Which street?! ANYONE?!...But getting out of the alley, he thankfully found a store that he recognized. With that in mind, he was able to figure out where he roughly had ended up. And with that knowledge in his mind and his wallet in his pocket, he took a taxi back to his home. Though the long tickle attack was a bit much, he was absolutely thankful to be alive…And he had those ghost children in the animatronics, to thank.
GMW AU where Maya is the foster kid of the Matthews and Shawn and Angela are still together/visit them and as the show goes on their bond strengthens but in s2 the finale can be a two parter and Maya has to leave the Matthews and obviously she doesn’t want to leave Riley and attend the same high school as her friends so Shawn and Angela decide to adopt her because of the genuine connection they made and maybe a little twist can be thrown in like “oh maya already has a new family ready to take care of her” unaware that the new family are Shawn and Angela until they reveal it themselves. Thank you and goodnight <3