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Just listened to Trainwreck’s podcast and he sounds so much like Ranboo, it is weird how I never noticed.

Just listened to Trainwreck’s podcast and he sounds so much like Ranboo, it is weird how I never noticed.

One day I will find a good one. And then I will chase them away with my crazy.

Devolving

But I'm guessing you already knew that.

Season 5 Finale Spoilers

MARINETTE WHY DID YOU TRUST THAT MAN???? IDC THAT HE STARTED ACTING SAD AND SHIT HE WAS LITERALLY JUST SCREAMING ABOUT HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE WHO DIES JUST FOR HIS FAMILY TO SUCCEED GIRL IF THAT WAS ME-

Do you remember the 1993 movie "The Fugitive" starring Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones? It's a bad ass film. This is the wreckage from the prisoner bus and train collision scene -- 22 years later, still abandoned off a small highway in Dillsboro, NC. The story is after the scene was filmed, the producers left behind this wreckage from the stunt and assumed that a local metal scrap company would haul it off seeing it's "profit". Yet, 22 years has passed and no company has been convinced it's worth it. 💥🚂

uhhh excuse me sir???? could you please stop being so perfect??? i think its not fair for the rest of the people here present.

This is why you never ask Jim Carrey to play Joe Biden on TV.

To be fair, the lord can also comment on the post, if he/she/it/they wishes/wish to. So… it’s you (the reader), the lord & any creature that walks the golden earth that wishes to contribute. Please do so. It will encourage me to write.

Thank you for suffering this post.

Lord help me, I want to start writing one column-ish post per week on this blog. Please comment if you have any topics you’d like me to think (+ talk to my brilliant friends) & write about or if you’d like to be tagged when I do end up posting 🥲

It hurts even worse than I thought it would.

Train Wreck

I hate knowing how bad this is going to hurt in the end.

Aggressive Stupidity is the real challenge of Ousama Game

By now, many people have likely heard of the show that went down as the greatest Trainwreck of 2017. It was a glorious failure that was simultaneously annoying as it was hilarious. The concept of a survival game is simple enough that an average writer could make an entertaining work from it but only a truly horrible writer could mess it up.  

Ousama game is weird in that it adapts two manga at the same time. The sequel manga makes up the majority of the anime while the original manga is adapted in the form of long flashbacks. Trying to adapt two manga in only 12 episodes was bound to lead to a jumbled narrative that feels like it has ADHD.

Being a survival game, the story is naturally full of suspense to attract viewers. The synopsis is that everyone in nobuaki's class receives a message from someone called "king". They must follow all of his order or else they will die. Nobuaki is a survivor of the previous King's game and is determined to finally put a stop to it. Seeing how the students will react to their given challenge is always fun and the stakes were always high. Getting orders from an anonymous person via phone with the promise of death is a solid premise. This would've been a fun show had it not been for the dog shit characters

Let's talk about the characters cause dear God these are the worst written characters to Grace the face of the earth. Since this is character-driven, these assholes are the plot. Everyone here is a dumbass who goes out of their way to antagonize one another. From the original ousama game, there's this mysterious bitch who knows the secret behind the game but refuses to tell anyone. She just waits while the others die off while she acts like the smug piece of shit she is. There was also the asshole bully who ordered some guy to kill himself as a king's order and gets surprised when the boy dies. A girl kills herself when she loses a game, not knowing that the punishment was harmless. To top it all off, Some truly dumbass bitch gets to decide her own king's order and she orders herself to touch the king.

This was based on the extremely weak assumption that the king was definitely in her class. Unsurprisingly, she dies like the fool she is. It takes a special breed of stupid to make characters like these. Aki Honda takes the cake by perhaps being my most hated character in all of fiction besides Bakugou Katsuki.  She introduced herself as being a kind-hearted and upbeat girl who immediately likes Nobuaki but goes from 0 to 100 as soon as the ousama game starts. She immediately morphs into a cartoonishly evil alpha bitch who watches in delight as her classmates die. The students see her act like the vessel of Satan multiple times but some still trust her for some reason. Like her friend who saved her cause Aki was nice to her once. The heartless witch could've been dead but no. Some dumb bitch had to save her.

Then it's revealed the entire reason she acts like a bitch is so the others won't be hurt when she's dies. That's the dumbest fucking ass-backward logic I ever heard. She tortured everyone without remorse and caused them far more grief than her death would've caused. And the whole evil transformation happened at the snap of a finger without any build-up. A+ acting skills for Aki but her performance ruined everything for everyone.

The reveal behind the ousama game is what cemented this show as an aggressively stupid. The whole thing was set up by an intelligent virus that forces the body to kill itself! Sound like the type of crap m night Shyamalan would write. How on Earth a virus could force the human body to combust, send out text messages and other bs is beyond me. The plot twist is just too mind-boggling stupid to take seriously. It would've been better off as a mystery.

Ousama game's only saving grace is the opening song, feed the fire by cold rain. Dear God was that song amazing!! An all English Hardrock song that easily surpassed the entire show. Ousama Game wins a 5/10 for being an entertaining and hilariously bad piece of trash with a great opening but god awful characters and plot twists.

For a manga that actually handled the king's game concept well, read Arisa by Natsumi Anso. It's a shojo series filled with twists and turns to keep the reader in suspense. No b movie horror logic here .

Sometimes I just sigh in relief that I don't get to be with the people that I badly want to be with because I think about the destructive trainwreck I am and I'm thankful they've been saved from me.

This post is an absolute trainwreck

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.